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whore highway

The road that men travel sleeping with different bar whores and tramps in serch of one good woman
Lump has traveled the whore highway many years before finally meeting his one true love.
by BCD41 February 1, 2014
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Gargantua-Whore

1. A whore that is larger than life. He/She maintains a level of whoreness beyond any normal whore.

2. A fat lard that lays in bed all day and whores out. Can also pertain to obese people who give out sex like candy.

3. In prehistoric times, a Gargantua-Whore would rome the land searching for sex and cause mild earthquakes along the way. If one was to cross its path, they would have to fuck their way for freedom or pay the mighty price of being keestered. The keestering would last for weeks and if you survived or escaped, then you would smell like ass for all eternity.
"Jimmy sure loves those Gargantua-Whores. I walked into the kitchen this morning to find one of his girls eating breakfast. She was so huge, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard."
by ZombieTraining August 4, 2007
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mirror whore

Someone who spends more time looking at himself or herself in the mirrors at the gym than working out.
That mirror whore has been staring at himself for 10 minutes while I've been waiting for the bench he is supposedly using.
by shenanigans6 August 12, 2008
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true whore

someone who sleeps with everyone for nothing in exchange except for erotic pleasure
She was a true whore last night. And I loved it!
by Connor Whitely October 10, 2008
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Book Whore

Someone who reads multiple books without finishing them, and will occasionally go back to reading a book when it is convenient.
Person 1:"Jamie just started reading 'The Lovely Bones' again."

Person 2:"I lent that to her two months ago that Book Whore!"
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Dude 1:"I finally started reading 'The Road' is it good?"

Dude 2:"You've just started reading it?"

Dude 1:" Yep, just call me your local Book Whore."
by L33TNINJ4Gurl October 20, 2009
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Friend Whore

Someone on Facebook, Myspace, or any site of the sort who:

A) Accepts random friend invitations from most anyone.

B) Invites as many people as possible to become their friend, (particularly if they have friends in common) whether they know them or not.

Friend whores are usually teenage girls, but really anyone can be a friend whore.
Most friend whores are considered to be "social" in real life as well.
"Yeah she has 1000 friends on Facebook."
"She's such a friend whore."
by Solnai May 9, 2010
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whore bruise

Bruises often seen on arms, thighs, knees and possibly neck area that is sustained by physical activity common to whores and prostitutes (kneeling on the pavement in an alleyway, being grabbed by the neck or arm by a john or pimp, general abuse from those that like rough stuff) Also can be detected when a woman has matching thumb bruises on the inside of her thighs ---->from getting pounded from behind.
See Courtney Love.
Chas:"Did you happen to check out that whore bruise on Dan's sister?"
Todd:"Shit, you just know that any girl named Amber has to be a little slut. She was at the frat party the other night and she got down."
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by Salusa March 30, 2007
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