William.

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Unlike William Shakespear, regular William is not very smart or intellectual.
He's probably acoustic and more than likely not very popular (he thinks everyone likes him tho)
He gets on everyones nerves, and i mean everyones, he might have one or two friends, but i doubt they actually enjoy being around him.
He can be funny sometimes, but most of the time he's gonna be the only laughing at his joke (the rest is laughing cause of how stupid it sounds)
William's either got Acne, Bacne, Blackheads, enlarged pores or all 4.
He's probably not the most hygienic person ever, although that might be cause he's a teenage boy, i'll give him that.
In all likelyness he's HIGHLY immature and doesn't want to admit that he gets no bitches.
The only woman in his life is his mother, who assures him he's all she's ever wanted, when in reality she probably wanted a daughter or a dog.
He's loud asf and never shuts his damn mouth unless he's concentrated on some bird outside or something, dirty fucking animal - him not the bird
I guess he can be nice sometimes tho
Girl: oh hell naw, there comes william
Boy: How do you know
Girl: I can hear him from 3 blocks away
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an extremely horrible smelling child who enjoys dead memes and can’t read a room
that dude is such a william, hold your breath
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Can be an utter arsehole at times, but can also be funny, mainly an arsehole, like 98% of the time a literal arse
2% he is funny
he can rage easily
Person 1: That persons BF is such a William
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big fan of eels for some reason
I'm a big fan of eels-William
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A massive dog shit eater, loves beef stroganoff, and has Gaids.
With the way the dog eats its own poop, he could be just like William.
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is a walking W and super cool (jsut his name william)
dam i was i wish i was william
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