Let awake dogs tell the truth

Good advice, but how could the sleeping ones even say anything, untruthful or otherwise?

Saying, "Let awake dogs tell the truth" makes no more sense than verbally allowing them to fib while snoozing: dogs can't talk in any case, as we all know, and so they could not tell "lies" in any alertness-state --- i.e., whether they are asleep or up and around.

by QuacksO March 21, 2024

Let it crust

Build up of cheddar in your bottom region

After masturbating I just let it crust

by CrustKing March 24, 2024

The "Let It Go" ride

A restroom at a Disney theme park.

Mommy! Why is the line for the "Let It Go" ride so long?! Can't we get an Asspass?

by Princess Potty March 27, 2024

Let me find out

An expression of disbelief. Most commonly used when learning something shocking or surprising. Another way to say "I didn't know that" or "No way! "

Mom: "Will you order me a bean burrito at Taco Bell?"
Me: "Let me find out you like bean burritos!"

Friend: "My sister just won the lottery!"
Me: "Seriously? Let me find out!"

by Lucky B March 27, 2024

Let it marinate

When you get a haircut and it doesn’t look very good right away but eventually does 2 weeks later.

Guy: “my barber messed up my hair so bad”
Friend: “don’t worry, let it marinate”

by Johnhjr March 30, 2024

Letting the birds out

When a big assed girl (especially those named Susan) lets their fucking rangoon filled tits out for all to see. Done especially in swimming pools and at nude beaches.

Man: Oh fuck! Is she really gonna do it?!
Other man: She’s really gonna fucking do it! She’s letting the birds out!
Susan: Hey boys, want some rangoon loaded fuckers!?

by HandyDandyJandy June 5, 2022

Let’s go to the YMCA

Originates from the song “Y.M.C.A” by Village People.

The cleaner equivalent for “Let’s go have rough gay sex.” Probably comes from the song because it was supposedly about gay sex.

Sean: Hey Frank, Let’s go to the YMCA!
Frank:Anytime, but it’ll have to be at your house. My dad’s home.

by Flibber Jabber of Cream Corn June 6, 2022