She gave me head and heroin as sure as the sun would set
She let me cum onto her chin yet there’s one thing that I still regret
She gave me my son of Jacob Dumb this child has been my hell
Nary one with a tongue to wean him from himself
Jacob Dumb you wean from yourself
Jacob Dumb he’d sit with us our pine-board porch each night
mumble out the songs I played he sat between the legs of my wife
Paws on her thighs, tried to pass his age, he sang though his throat was young
A fly laid an egg, my wife shifted her weight, Jacob, don’t live your name Dumb
She let me cum onto her chin yet there’s one thing that I still regret
She gave me my son of Jacob Dumb this child has been my hell
Nary one with a tongue to wean him from himself
Jacob Dumb you wean from yourself
Jacob Dumb he’d sit with us our pine-board porch each night
mumble out the songs I played he sat between the legs of my wife
Paws on her thighs, tried to pass his age, he sang though his throat was young
A fly laid an egg, my wife shifted her weight, Jacob, don’t live your name Dumb
Jacob Dumb well don’t live your name
Our porch became a teeter totter
when Jacob dropped down he fell far from his father
My wife shift of weight forced Jacob so much closer
Jacob dumb you are my shame, you are my shame, we lost a game
She gives him head and heroin and now he’s truly dumb
Now not even Nestor could bring peace between myself and my son
Jacob fell far from his fathers heart through the distance was not too long
Dumb, take my wife and my black tar vice, but do not take from me,
Child don’t take my songs, don’t take my songs
Our porch became a teeter totter
when Jacob dropped down he fell far from his father
My wife shift of weight forced Jacob so much closer
Jacob dumb you are my shame, you are my shame, we lost a game
She gives him head and heroin and now he’s truly dumb
Now not even Nestor could bring peace between myself and my son
Jacob fell far from his fathers heart through the distance was not too long
Dumb, take my wife and my black tar vice, but do not take from me,
Child don’t take my songs, don’t take my songs
by Death Menace August 7, 2022
Get the Jacob Dumbmug. A term used to describe a Englishman or pommy who has no control over getting some burls or gambling all his money
Pronounced "Pommy", "Pom" or Dumb Cunt"
Note that it is possible for there to be a "AUSSIE DUMB CUNT". Multiple sightings of one playing pokies for keeps whilst on the burls also.
Pronounced "Pommy", "Pom" or Dumb Cunt"
Note that it is possible for there to be a "AUSSIE DUMB CUNT". Multiple sightings of one playing pokies for keeps whilst on the burls also.
by Jabba-the-mutt March 10, 2024
Get the Pommy dumb cuntmug. by killjoey June 24, 2024
Get the Dumbmug. by your moms gf <3 November 21, 2021
Get the dumbmug. The person who looks up dumb is in fact looking dumb but is also looking it up to check if they fit the definition
You are dumb
by I’m smart2468 August 11, 2020
Get the Dumbmug. When you have taken AP classes in High School then go to a college where you find your classes easy. You now feel like they have "Dumb Down College"
by DawnasWifey February 4, 2019
Get the Dumb down collegemug.