by yyuryyubicuryy4me June 18, 2018
When you're so board that you start typing on both sides of the keyboard 1 key on each side until you're head explodes.
You: *ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA on keyboard*
Keyboard: 1/2.3,4m5n6b7v8c9x0z-a=spdofiguhyjtkrle;w'q
You: Wow , I have no life.
Keyboard: 1/2.3,4m5n6b7v8c9x0z-a=spdofiguhyjtkrle;w'q
You: Wow , I have no life.
by NO HP January 11, 2021
A sexual maneuver in which the male/female who is performing this technical/magnificent act, uses a prime number of digits (3) from one hand to pleasure a female recipient. The pointer (index) finger is used in correlation with the middle (digitus medius) finger, as both are to be inserted into the vaginal cavity of aforementioned recipient. Digit #3 is your pinky (baby) finger, which will be used to"fullfil" the final structural component required to accomplish this maneuver. All three digits are to be placed INSIDE the predetermined placement points (PPP), simultaneously. Once you feel like all three digits have been properly placed, you can move on to the next phase of the maneuver. Slowly move your digits in a thrusting, in-and-out motion. This is the basic movement used to achieve the pinnacle of pleasure (POP). Any additional choreography is to be used at your own discretion. Note: some form of water/silicone based lubricant is not a mandatory requirement, but does come as a recommendation. This maneuver could also be called "The Shocker." Not to be mistaken for "The Spocker" or "The Show Stopper."
Me: "I overheard a college kid yesterday that said, 'Ya bro, 2 in the pink 1 in the stink, ha ha ha ha ha ha.'"
Co-worker: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha."
Me: "That's what I said! I can't believe all the nasty things people do in the sack."
Co-worker: "No kidding."
Me: "I'm going to try it on Felicia tonight."
(Moment of silence)
Both: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha."
Co-worker: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha."
Me: "That's what I said! I can't believe all the nasty things people do in the sack."
Co-worker: "No kidding."
Me: "I'm going to try it on Felicia tonight."
(Moment of silence)
Both: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha."
by JungkwonkoreanbceIV September 13, 2016
1- Impossibly Ugly- Nobody is this ugly
2- Lowest Ugly- Very Very Ugly. Only about 1-2 percent of the population is this ugly
3- Plain Ugly- Someone who was born ugly
4- Unattractive- someone who is still ugly but not horrendously ugly.
5- Average- someone who is neither ugly or attractive and just “fits in”
6- Slightly Above Average- someonewho you aren’t necessarily attracted to but is above what is considered average.
7- Cute/ adorable- No Major Features but is still attractive. Mildly Attractive
8- Good Looking/ Pretty- Someone most people would consider attractive. They have a nice face, and are relatively in shape.
8.5- Handsome/ Beautiful- Almost Everone agrees they are attractive and are genetically blessed. They are basically very good looking. Someone that is/ looks like they should model are in this category.
9- Hot- someone you’d want to smash in an instant. They have a banging body, and a handsome/ beautiful face. A nine can become an 8.5 if they stop working out.
9.1- 9.9- Gorgeous- This person has 99 percent of everything going for them. These are usually pagent girls, or the male equivalent. They scream HOTTTT, and are so desirable. Just like a 2, very very few people can be in this category.
10- Perfection- Something that is possible unlike a 1, and has the same physical traits as a 9.9 but are super sweet, loyal, and not a gold digger.
2- Lowest Ugly- Very Very Ugly. Only about 1-2 percent of the population is this ugly
3- Plain Ugly- Someone who was born ugly
4- Unattractive- someone who is still ugly but not horrendously ugly.
5- Average- someone who is neither ugly or attractive and just “fits in”
6- Slightly Above Average- someonewho you aren’t necessarily attracted to but is above what is considered average.
7- Cute/ adorable- No Major Features but is still attractive. Mildly Attractive
8- Good Looking/ Pretty- Someone most people would consider attractive. They have a nice face, and are relatively in shape.
8.5- Handsome/ Beautiful- Almost Everone agrees they are attractive and are genetically blessed. They are basically very good looking. Someone that is/ looks like they should model are in this category.
9- Hot- someone you’d want to smash in an instant. They have a banging body, and a handsome/ beautiful face. A nine can become an 8.5 if they stop working out.
9.1- 9.9- Gorgeous- This person has 99 percent of everything going for them. These are usually pagent girls, or the male equivalent. They scream HOTTTT, and are so desirable. Just like a 2, very very few people can be in this category.
10- Perfection- Something that is possible unlike a 1, and has the same physical traits as a 9.9 but are super sweet, loyal, and not a gold digger.
The 1-10 rating scale is all subjective, as beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 02, 2019
by Jose Nickolas November 11, 2003
Charlie: "Hey Susan come and watch 2 girls 1 cup with me"
Susan: "Omg my eyes! CHARLIE! WTF??"
Charlie: "I know right? look at the immensity of that shit...even i can't shit like that..amazing!"
Susan: "I think I'm gonna barf"
Charlie: "HOLD IT, LET ME GET THE CAMERA! I'LL CALL IT...'1 GIRL 1 TOILET BOWL'"
Susan: "Omg my eyes! CHARLIE! WTF??"
Charlie: "I know right? look at the immensity of that shit...even i can't shit like that..amazing!"
Susan: "I think I'm gonna barf"
Charlie: "HOLD IT, LET ME GET THE CAMERA! I'LL CALL IT...'1 GIRL 1 TOILET BOWL'"
by PseudoFuck June 03, 2010