China Syndrome

Also known as Mao's Revenge, this illness is typically the preserve of foreign visitors (normally Westerners) to China. Has been known to affect people immediately after arrival. Can involve the following symptoms. The shits, runny shits, very runny shits, explosive shits, firecracker shits (or ring of fire), vomiting, hallucinations, bloating, sponsorship from toilet roll and plunger companies, wishing for death, will writing, itchiness in the upper colon, last rites, dramatic weight loss and a general feeling of discontent. Constipation is not a symptom.
Be sure to bring a roll of Charmin with you, the local one-ply doesn't hold up to China Syndrome
by Unsuspecting Foreigner July 27, 2009
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Villain Syndrome

Someone who no matter what (cause or situation), looks like they are secretly plotting something malicious at all times.
I swear he must sleep with with a knife in his hand because he has Villain Syndrome written all over him!
by pkd3 October 3, 2021
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Pacman Syndrome

Pacman Syndrome derives from the arcade game, Pacman, and is used to describe the issues with the opposite sex when in a relationship or single, in the terms of Pacman.

In a situation where Pacman Syndrome is present the opposite sex is described as the "ghosts", and the individual as "Pacman".

Those in a relationship:
In the arcade game Pacman is chased by the ghosts, and tries to stay away from them. This represents that the individual is pursued by the opposite sex while in a relationship, and attempts to keep away, in order to avoid being unfaithful.

When single:
Once Pacman eats a power-pellet (representative of a break-up), he can then pursue the ghosts. This represents that after a break-up, the individual then switches, and begins to pursue the opposite sex, who in turn, try to keep away from the individual.
"Dude you have the worst lock with girls."
"I know... its Pacman Syndrome."
by Bleeuurgh November 4, 2012
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Twitterette's Syndrome

Variant of Tourette's Syndrome which manifests itself solely through compulsive, repetitive, ignorant and inflammatory Tweets.
I'm sure we can avoid catastrophic trade wars if we just explain to the rest of the world that {POTUS} has Twitterette's Syndrome.
by Mr. Surly January 30, 2017
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tiktok syndrome

For everyhour you watch tiktok your lifespan gets shortend by four years
Dudex my friend toby just died of tiktok syndrome, he kinda deserved it tho
by the cuckster February 15, 2021
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Doonesbury Syndrome

When all characters in a comic make or have the same face or expressions used tirelessly and almost in a copy past manner. For example, the very well known (or not) Sunday morning comic strip "Doonesbury" by Gary Trudeau, or the much lesser known (yet still extremely popularized by idiots) "So You're A Cartoonist" by Tom Preston; or the much much lesser known but mostly hated Ctl+Alt+Delete by Buckly.
Don I enjoy your comic very much, but your characters seem to have extreme Doonesbury Syndrome.
by tommy preston January 6, 2012
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