Parachute Packing

Mostly used for small plane owners. When you have free time away from your significant other, a phrase you use to throw them off the scent while you secretly indulge in secret sexual fetishes.

Honey, I promise, I’m only parachute packing today.

by Flanny McDougansnorfer May 10, 2025

Pablo pack

The remains of Pablo Martins.

Puffin on that Pablo pack

by Smokin dat Pablo May 28, 2023

Casey Pack

one of the sweetest most beautiful girls to come out of southern indiana. she has a kind heart and a big beautiful smile, but she worries too much about other peoples feelings and puts herself last. she is more than likely the girl next door. the mary-jane to your peter parker.

brian: dude, i seen this total Casey Pack the other day!!!

Steve: dude did you fuckstretch her?
brian: nah man you dont fuckstretch a Casey Pack, they are the girls you just love to death.

by thekidyousecretlylove March 22, 2012

pack the lunch

Big butt

Does she pack the lunch

by Dab Destroyer April 22, 2018

Zeno's Pack

A paradoxical concept pondered by many ancient trappers and philosophers refers to the idea that before a pack can reach the first sorting facility it must go halfway first. This cycle continues until the motion of the pack "unexists."

"Zeno's Pack is an interesting concept, but I believe its fault lies in the fact that it would require space and time to be infinitely divisible."

-Cali Plug(First Smoke of The Day Podcast, 2025)

by Ilovemid February 27, 2025

Slouch-pack

When someone slouches over for a long period of time, they have two or three lines appear on their stomach making them look as if they have a six-pack (at a quick glance, woah).

Slouch-pack, more like! When do you do anything physical?!

by Tommy van Dale July 12, 2011

packing peanuts

When you get a box in the mail you open it up and there is packing peanuts inside it is another way to keep your purchase from breaking during shipping like bubble wrap or foam they look good to eat it’s tempting… they look like marshmallows and usually come in colors such as pink white or blue….I’m hungry

Hey look she just got a package in the mail!…what is she doing with the packing peanuts? OMG THOSE ARE TOXIC SOMEONE CALL 911!

by KlttyMeowMeow August 29, 2021