Split Herpes Soup

The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Chlamydia Chowder)
"I had to change underwear seven times already today because of some serious split herpes soup."
by buttfinger December 10, 2013
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Giving Her The Soup Kitchen

When you procure a lady to get on her knees during sexual intercourse. In the kneeling position the lady holds out her hands in a cup formation as you proceed to cum in her hands. She proceeds to wash her hands with hot water, creating an ooey gooey mixture. With this mixture the lady gives the man a double, mix grip ,gluck, suck, 3000.
I walked into my friends bedroom during a wedding where Logie was giving her the soup kitchen to his girlfriend Lea.
by ProfessorP1234 April 20, 2020
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South American Soup Bowl

The act of taking bowling hot soup (normally chicken noodle, egg drop, cheese and broccoli, etc.) and pouring it into a females vagina, then eating it with a spoon. The sound produced by the female after having this performed is similar to the Guanaco, which is an animal native to south america, hence the name South American Soup Bowl.
Ethan: "I heard you gave Sally a South American Soup Bowl last night."
Carson: "Yeah, she told me that she will put my penis in a zippeh as revenge."
by xxhentaihavenxx December 27, 2019
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soup terrorist

Somebody who spices up the, but not limited to, soup with some form of bodily fluid...
Why does this lobster bisque taste funny?

Geoff pissed in it.

Fuckin soup terrorist
by Flat.Turd September 04, 2020
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SEAGULL SOUP

A very cool thing / better than everything else
That person is some real SEAGULL SOUP
by Me has return November 04, 2023
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Cold Soup

When someone pisses on the snow and proceeds to fuck a person on top of the snow on the bed of piss, only to instead of cum inside of the partner to proceed and piss inside of the partner to warm them from the cold
"Me and tony had some cold soup last night, it was great!"
by Emma+friends February 22, 2017
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Dingus soup

When you pull a long slimy hair from under your ballsack and/or vagina and drop it on the bathtub floor when taking your post sex shower.
Let me finish you off with a blowie, that way later we can enjoy some nice tasty dingus soup!
by TanJan69 February 14, 2017
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