Jacob Maksym

A cool, awesome hunky guy with an amazing taste in music that really should date someone with the initials 'AG'

That jacob maksym guy is kinda fire

by deandoeandoeandoea July 6, 2023

jacob langley

The absolute biggest dickhead ever. No one ever wants to be friends with him because he annoys the fuck out of everyone.

Person: Dude, it’s Jacob Langley
Person 2: Omg he’s so annoying

by TimothyMcTimothy December 20, 2017

Jacob

cunt

hey look it’s the cunt ‘jacob’

by Harrold Busk September 27, 2022

Jacob

A name that makes it so you have a high likelihood of being bisexual. It's fated.

Person 1: hey did you know that guy over there is bisexual?

Person 2: of course he is, his name is Jacob

by Drooooopr Trooooopr June 9, 2025

Jacob

Jacob is the gayest nigga your ever gonna meet. He’s gay asf and sucks hobo dick in the back alley next to his mom. He’s a big head ass Nigga and if your friends with him, kys.

Squidward: Hey it’s that gay emo nigga Jacob
Jacob: HOWD YOU KNOW?!

by latindevil77 January 23, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is a guy who has a dig bick

Girl 1: Omg Jacob's bick is so dig
Girl 2: I know

by Ja228 October 7, 2022

Jacob

has a obsession for red link in any smash games
can draw magical powers from the color of his character and use it to beat the crap out of his friends in smash
is only matched by a special few players

that kid is a beast at super smash with red link
he must be a jacob
better get the special few players

by The Bomb486 December 19, 2019