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He's a friend of Kevin's

1. Spending long period's of time home alone (euphamism for masturbation)
2. Insenuatiing/Calling someone a wanker.
1.
Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.

A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.

2.
Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's
by Jonkerbar June 21, 2022
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Kevin

The male version of a Karen. He wants to solve tge world's problems with his opinion.. loves being a soccer dad and a Mr Mom. Will fight for fir anything like neighbor hood rule no cats pooping outside. Marking inches from the curbs scars are parked correctly. The one friend who everyone has but doesn't invite to things because of their over opinionated mouth but they always show up anyway.
I argued with a Kevin last night that my dog can't help barking its his way of speaking
by SUPER CC June 30, 2022
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Kevin

Exasperating, Funny, Oozes Leadership, Abnormally Intelligent, Extroverted. Playful. When Kevin commits, he is ALL IN, but don't cross him because he will cut you out of his life faster than he can say, "pass me the knife". Kevin is Irish to the core - the most wonderful red hair ever seen anywhere, and milk-chocolate brown eyes. Kevin is Smart, Cocky and Strongly Opinionated - Argue with him? Don't even go there - you can't win. His smile is Infections and his laugh is the most beautiful sound ever heard. But he is busy - always somewhere to be - something that has to be done yesterday. He is outwardly good natured, but inwardly he is a tortured soul.
Has anybody heard from Kevin?
by Just Cindy July 2, 2022
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Kevin Hart

I’m as tall as Kevin Hart”
“Oh, I didn’t know you were 63’9”
by TheEndDragon July 4, 2022
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Kevin

Someone who although is annoying and painful to be around, You still are friends with him for some reason.
by Vauledfungus August 8, 2022
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Break your Kevin Hart

To tell someone who thinks he/she is funny that they’re not. Phrase coined by Drake in “Over My Dead Body” from Take Care album.
Guy: makes lame joke then laughs
Other guy: bro not funny at all
Third guy: man you’re just gonna let him break your Kevin Hart like that?
by JG49Mke August 12, 2022
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Kevin

Wow, that guy Kevin has a big dick.
by anonymous August 17, 2022
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