Tough Muffins Bitch

"well isn't that just too bad"
Used to express misfortune
coined by a hilarious girl on Gull Lake (Chubby)

ME: I didn't get to see my B.F. last night.
Chubby: Tough muffins bitch; you see him every night!

by Breastie January 31, 2009

muffin monkey

A euphemism for silly. Most often used in a description of a person, but can be applied to other nouns.

"You're a regular muffin monkey."

by DeByrus February 01, 2006

Bran Muffin Roulette

Having anal sex with an elderly person

I sure hope I don't get shat on while playing bran muffin roulette with your grandma.

by Raphael (The Disasterbater) December 27, 2008

California Muffin Mixer

A sexual act involving an electronic egg beater. The woman or man lies in doggy style position while the partner shoves two egg electric egg beaters into the anus and vagina, and spin them on full speed.

I totally gave Sean a California Muffin Mixer last night!

by EggBeater62 December 15, 2011

cud muffin

cud with a log of poop.

Someone left a cud muffin under the blankets on that bed; I wouldn't go near it if I were you.

by Timothy Tool November 10, 2004

skank muffin

when about ready to have sex, the guy aims his dick (penis) towards the girl vagina and when about to have sexual intercourse the woman queifs then the guy trys to find something to plug the hole and finds a muffin.

OMG she is a skank muffin

by frankenstein sucks dick July 08, 2010

punch my muffin

another term for sexual intercourse

1. annoying, sweaty football player: I totally punched that girl's muffin last night. score!
2. slutty girl: You can punch my muffin ANYTIME.
3. Plymouth cross country: Yeah we totally punched Regina's muffin today in that meet.

by eileen! September 23, 2007