by Mr. oofman May 28, 2018

Ahh Schrade,The kids in it Their oh so bad.....I can't turn my back for one second,and theyll steal my stuff! Ohh ive seen them make substitutes cry!,Yes i REALLY have.And sometimes there would be sudden riots in the hallways,i once almost got trampled):and the funny thing is is that.... im one of them...MUHAHAHAHA.
by Robott<3 May 27, 2010

the worst fucking school in the world. it sucks balls and its in issaquah which is gay as well. mr almy is a faggot, ms perey is a bitch, and the teachers are all total fucking retards. some of them gay. if you go there just kill yourself now. save yourself from the misery
by pretty much all blms kids January 20, 2009

The 2 years where you decide weather you're going to be pregnant by 16, queer, a drug dealer, dead, or arrested.
There is no getting out. See you at McDonald's bitches. And you hoes better get my order right.
There is no getting out. See you at McDonald's bitches. And you hoes better get my order right.
by ImStillStuckHere February 20, 2017

A school with many problems. It is very old and pretty much poor, with old lockers and classrooms, paint chipping off the bricks and the canvas falling off the walls. Most students there are sluts, drug/alcohol abusers, and flat or fatass bitches who think they are hot. Most of these students with the help of their teachers will grow up to be prostitutes, teen moms, drug addicts, alcoholics, and in some cases, perverts. Some how this is a blue ribbon school. Also see: Upper Drugland Middle School, Upper Whoreland Middle School
Liv: hey.
Mads: hey haven't talked/seen you in a while.
Liv: yeah. what school do you go to?
Mads: upper moreland middle school.
Liv: ...i feel bad for you.
Mads: thanks....
Mads: hey haven't talked/seen you in a while.
Liv: yeah. what school do you go to?
Mads: upper moreland middle school.
Liv: ...i feel bad for you.
Mads: thanks....
by Salise Albstock June 17, 2009

This might be the worst fucking school in existence. The whole place is falling apart, it's to the point where the school could literally be flooded and nobody would bat an eye. This is also a place where you can get assigned seats at lunch because somebody threw a fucking water bottle into the trash. Every teacher has a power complex except like 2 who didn't make me want to kill myself, it's to the point where you get sent to the office for fucking laughing at someone throwing a pencil. There are also these deadass parties that never happen because the person either wimps out of having it or somebody snitched. P.E might be the worst part of the day, the locker rooms are pretty much a fucking gas chamber due to the smell of paint because they repaint the damn place life every month and also the smell of people not taking a fucking shower for a week pretty much chokes you out. Once you make it out of said locker room you do "warmups", I think they actually mean they perform the torture that prisoners of war in Vietnam had to go through. On average you do like 20 situps, 20 curl-ups, like 10 pushups and like 5 minutes of "jogging" which is actually making you run at full speed until your legs give out. Then after this torture, you go outside and play flag football for like 40 minutes while your still fucking dying from warmups. Also, you can get suspended for the dumbest shit, you run a meme account about the school, prepare to be suspended for a week. This school just sucks.
by ICantThinkOfAGoodHandle September 18, 2019

A school consisting of assholes and mexicans. A great school if you are looking to get pregnant before you turn 11. Although the school has good athletics, mainly the cross country team, also known for running from the cops every sunday afternoon.
1: Didn't you go to Carl Sandburg Middle School?
2: Yea, I ran for the cross country team. Practices were mostly running from cops, though....
2: Yea, I ran for the cross country team. Practices were mostly running from cops, though....
by the69scrubs July 31, 2012
