mexican dozen 

When a hispanic gives you only eleven tamales when you ordered twelve.

Man that lady only have me a Mexican Dozen when I ordered those tamales!

mexican dozen by Vance Freeman May 29, 2017

mexican vader 

Beter than Han Cholo

Mexican Vader throws better parties than Hancholo.

mexican vader by NotTheJewishTaxCollector June 1, 2017

mexican turtle flap 

Not a penis nor a vagina, just a flap of skin

I think that transgender has a Mexican turtle flap.

mexican turtle flap by LongDongWantsThatGoodPuss June 29, 2017

mexican piranha 

Mexican street hooker with big lips no teeth 👀

Hey amigo do you know where I can find a Mexican piranha

mexican piranha by Johnny Loco July 25, 2017

Mexican crock pot 

When you fill a butt up with seman then proceeded to drink it.

Hey honey im thirsty. You can have some of this Mexican crock pot.

Mexican crock pot by Duke ala touque August 25, 2017

mexican break

Sitting in a bathroom stall on the toilet regardless of whether you have to poop or not just to take a non-scheduled break from work.

Usually this is done right before or right after a scheduled break.

The individual spends between 20-45 minutes in the bathroom and a lot of the time is talking on the phone or sleeping.

Oh look, Jorge is going to the bathroom again. Must be taking a Mexican Break.

Jose was in the bathroom stall for 45 minutes taking a Mexican Break.

mexican break by DarkTranslation September 28, 2017

mexican traffic 

When landscaping trucks take up the entire street rendering the said street impassable, thus causing traffic.

Sorry I'm late but I hit some Mexican Traffic

mexican traffic by Phenen October 24, 2017