Mark Jones

A gentrified black guy that uses exaggerated slang to remind people of his blackness. Usually a broadcaster or reporter.

“I can’t rock with Jokic bruh. He ain’t saucy like the other goats. He ain’t cookin with fish grease!! Feel me!!??”

Mark Jones

by anonymous June 3, 2023

Mark De Haro

THE GUY WHO PULLS ALL THE GIRLS AND HE IS THE RIZZLER AND HE IS HUMBLE AND THE BESSSTTTTT

Girl 1: OMG IS THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND Mark De Haro OMG HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL HE MAKES THE PRETTIEST GIRL LOOK UGLY
Girl 2: YEA THAT'S MY MAN Mark De Haro IT TAKES A SKILLED GIRL LIKE ME TO PULL HIM 😌

by Ashoka Holda March 4, 2024

Squirtation Marks

Cum stains. Either dried semen on skin or wet clothing caused by leakage after sex or being directly ejaculated on.

OMG, I walked to Starbucks after banging Chad this morning, and only realized while standing in line that my shorts had huge squirtation marks from his load.

by BuckyGoldsteen December 28, 2020

Mark

The guy you gotta catch up to

STOP WASTING TIME! YOU GOTTA CATCH UP TO MARK!

by ThePharaohOfPasta July 6, 2022

Mark One's Territory

When a man ejaculates on an item that is not his own in order for a part of him (DNA) to remain on the item even though he has left the area.

Person 1: Why would anyone need to mark one's territory?

Person 2: To remind future generations of one's legacy of superior DNA

by Sultry Santa April 26, 2019

Mark

All Marks are cool. They're so talented and overall just amazing.

person 1: "Mark is so cool!"
person2: "Which one, they're all so cool and great"

by asfoc January 27, 2022

Mark of the Beast Money

Video game currency that can (mostly) only be obtained via purchasing with real money. (e.g. robux, vbux)

Man, my favorite game now uses Mark of the Beast Money, now I'll have to buy it with real money! RIP my wallet :(

by VexxR22 November 17, 2023