King Kamehameha

Biggest hammah in human history. First king of Hawai’i, ali’i Mo’i of the Big Island, such a hammah that every Polynesian race claims that he is one of them.

Noun
Samoan guy: “brah I telling you dat fakah King Kamehameha was one Samoan fr”
Hawaiian: “Brah if he one Samoan why he no go conquer Samoa den?”
Tongan: “Nah bro he was definitely Tongan, my great great great uncle cousins grampah knew dat fakah”

by Clint Westwood April 8, 2023

Shullsa King

30 yeah old economics teacher in Wisconsin crossed with popular movie series “Tulsa King”.

That’s the Shullsa King

by Carmine92406 May 1, 2023

king adrock

a member of the beastie boys band

"king adrock is my favorite out of all the beastie boys!"

by shadow_07 July 3, 2023

King Harris

A waste of space bitch who can’t get a pull, usually gets his girl stolen and can’t jump fences or gates.

Is that king harris ?

Yeah stay the fuck away from that greasy mongo.

by king harris 32 July 20, 2023

Clutch King

Jamie Elliot, of the Collingwood football club

"The clutch king has done it once again!"

by Julesyyyyy July 23, 2023

Yanxi King

(noun) a Yanxi is one of the smartest puppies on the planet
when she wakes up at any time of the day, she always opens ig instead of reply her friend's message
sometimes her friends do the same thing, but she is never angry

and she will the happiest little puppy for now and forever

sherlia is yanxi king's papa

by sherlia November 26, 2021

King Squisher

What is objectively the only correct way to refer to a binder

A: So I heard you wanted to buy something?
B: Yeah a binder,
A: A what now?
B: Look it up.
A: Ohhhhh ok, personally I think it should be called something else.
A: A squisher,
A: A King squisher.
B: Pfttt that is so dumb I love it.

by A_WierdoInTheGalaxy December 4, 2021