Kevin Simus

When you go home with a girl and you find out that she's got more than what you got

Bruce : Bro, I met this chick yesterday?
Thomas : Yeah?
Bruce : I went home with her and turned out she got a massive dick
Thomas : HAHAHAHA NO WAY, YOU DID A KEVIN SIMUS

by PineappleonPizzaGuy August 23, 2023

kevin

Kevin is the master of the potatos. He can make any kind of potatos to walk and talk. He is legit and awesome

Kevin is just amazing

by silicona luquida April 20, 2017

Kevin

Daddy

Kevin is daddy

by Jjstolesomecrack November 21, 2021

Kevin

He can't feel anything anymore.

'I can't feel a thing anymore' - Kevin

by Elmo_TheEmo March 24, 2024

Kevin

Daddy

Hey kevin hey daddy

by Jjstolesomecrack November 21, 2021

Kevin

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1: hey have you heard about Kevin?
2: 👽

by TheOneWhoLeftItAllBehind November 21, 2023

Kevin

this is a name of a great man who once become the best siege player known to man kind, if you ever in counter this man be honoured. this is the true pinnacle of man

James: OMG, its Kevin
Kevin: yoo what up, man

by Wout Ljudmil Elliott April 3, 2023