A woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood

The answer I gave all the children in my elementary classes. Would you?

A child turned to Maddisson. The excitement on their face comparable to her typical stance of life: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?

Maddisson was calmer than usual. The sentence was nothing new to her. Her answer became clear after few asks: a woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood.

by Maryjanesasshole May 29, 2025

Wood slut

A slut for wood, loves wood paddle spankings and shlopping all over that rich wood. Especially loves some wood smut.

How much wood could a wood slut slut if a wood slut could slut wood

Dirty little wood slut

Andrew was such a slut for wood. He's a wood slut

by Aaron McKipps January 16, 2024

Woods

An absolute legend that made my childhood.

Did you see Woods in the new cod?

by Fretfulbird39 January 16, 2023

cat wood

sex but the parts are small

i haad cat wood

by periodwithtrans January 25, 2023

Immaculate Wood

When you have that morning wood that is just so majestic and rigid.

Dude, I had some major immaculate wood this morning. One thing let to another, and, y'know...

by Fat Ryan Gosling April 2, 2015

nathan allen wood

Someone with great dick game.

Nathan Allen Wood made me scream all night with that dick game.

by Swamp chic May 23, 2022

hard wood carpet

When a guy doesn’t shave down by his balls and his dick is hard

Damn buddy you have a hard wood carpet down there

by Madfor December 28, 2021