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Hot Dragon fruit

While your lover is on all fours the woman sucks a fart from his butt while jerking him off and fondling his balls.
Picking the ripest fruit of all I consumed the hot dragon fruit from him before we made love.
by Brellygreen April 17, 2017
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low-hanging fruit

When something is a load of old bollocks.
What are you on about? That sounds like low-hanging fruit to me.
by TMISv2.0 July 21, 2017
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the kiwi fruit

When a large gentleman who's wearing short shorts bends over exposing his large kiwi fruits.
Hey Rob, Fergs got the kiwi fruit out again
by Fergs kiwi fruit September 2, 2017
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Purple is a fruit

a very believable and honest description of pure knowledge... and fuck my life perpendicular... YELLOWISACOLORTOO, as if i would pour more ketchup when absolutely necessary. i mean, yea bitch lets give donald trump a brick. Im NoT a PuBeScEnT chair leg im just a person with high expectations
Purple is a fruit, and yer a wizard harry!
Elmo: "whats your favourite froot?

Billy: "its a gra...."
Elmo: "PURPLE IS A FROOT WORSHIP MEEEEE!?!?!?"
by Incognito doorbell October 2, 2017
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See, I told you Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish are real, Andrea. Stop disrespecting my culture.
by Andrea the Hater December 10, 2019
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Poop Flavoured Fruit Loops.
As I reached my home, the air suddenly sent a chill down my spine. I saw my wife, using another mans Dark Souls Rod while eating Poop Flavoured Woolworths Fruit Loops.
by PikBoi June 12, 2020
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Fine as a Fruitcake Friday

A social media trend to post a photo of your lover. Happens weekly on Fridays. Similar challenges have been/ can be made following the formula *Adjective* as a *Food* *Time Frame*, such as Succulent as a Shrimp Cocktail Summer, Moist as a Muffin Monday, and Vivacious as Velveeta Cheese Valentine.
"I'm posting my girlfriend my fine as a fruitcake friday!"
"Omg but you just posted her as your Thick as a Turkey Leg Thursday! You're obsessed"
by duckygirl1 April 20, 2021
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