F#*K That S#@t
by denab818 October 02, 2016
Forget that!
by SuperKamptiA December 11, 2022
by ÜRBÂN DÌÇTIØNÁR¥ April 14, 2019
An extremely large yet very specific unit of measurement. It is an amount of some object that difficult to hold or carry to the point where one could not hold or carry a single more unit of said object. Obviously different people have different people have different capacities of holding or carrying; therefore, even though a F-ton is a specific unit of measure it is also an individual dependent variable.
Me: I just bought a F-ton of groceries.
Wife: Really you can't carry anything more.
Me: well, maybe I could carry one more bag.
Wife: then it's not an F-ton you jackass it's just a lot of groceries.
Wife: Really you can't carry anything more.
Me: well, maybe I could carry one more bag.
Wife: then it's not an F-ton you jackass it's just a lot of groceries.
by xccs December 03, 2014
A quicker way to say Diet Coke Fountain Drink, can be used in conjuction with other soft drinks as well.
by Brendan Morris March 24, 2007
a man who belongs to a girl named keira skye from the year of 2022 to the very end, they will be together forever.
friend 1: isnt that anthony f. rivera, does he have a wife??
friend 2: yes and he does have a wife, his first love, keira.
friend 2: yes and he does have a wife, his first love, keira.
by unknown_ka May 30, 2023