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Dutch Pufferfish

When a girl is receiving oral sex and farts into the giver’s mouth, puffing their cheeks up like a pufferfish.
Jack ate me out so good that I accidentally gave him a Dutch Pufferfish!
by PastaManana February 28, 2021
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Dutch

A male who sleeps around a lot.
That guy Marcus is a dutch, his kill count is crazy.
by rickyxchase March 1, 2023
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Dutch Cheese-Pull

The act of a severely unclean male or woman goes too long without cleansing genitalia, and it grows a yellowish white milky substance like smegma but not quite smegma. this normally occurs with nasty ass white niggas
“i almost hit but she spread her lips and it turned into a Dutch Cheese-Pull”
by JWG419 April 4, 2024
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dutch spanch sanchez

During an episode of liqui-shits, when a helpful friend plugs your erupting asshole with the trimmed leafy tops of spinach. Once they are good and poo painted, he or she then slaps you with them under the nose creating a mustache like smear.
It is a traditional Homosexual Witchcraft spell meant to restore fecal solidity.
"Dude I could not stop spraying the anal fire hose last night, but Anne remembered the good old Dutch Spanch Sanchez... about 10 minutes later I was good to go!"
by Chairman Fester December 22, 2016
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dutch oven

i laid down with my girlfriends and she gave me a Dutch oven
by o8erdater January 9, 2021
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Dutch Salad

The Dutch Salad is a sexual maneuver that is the combination of the Dutch Oven and Tossing ones Salad. Specifically it is when one eats out another's ass, then has a blanket pulled over them to trap them in the act, then gets farted on.
Oh man, I totally gave her a Dutch Salad and she loved it!
by Jek Jakobsek April 4, 2016
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Full Dutch

To remove all clothing except a snorkel and run around frantically. Advanced practitioners may also alternate

between eating cheese and vomiting furiously. Full Dutch is often brought on my severe stress or mental disorders.
Jim went Full Dutch last Saturday after his girlfriend bought a llama.
by Ronjon876 June 5, 2015
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