Doing Laundry

Code name for smoking weed so you are not to reveal your true intentions to other bystanders that may be listening to the conversation

"Hey Mr. Laundry, are you Doing Laundry?" "Sure, do you wanna do a quick rinse cycle or a full load?"

by The OG Laundry Man May 2, 2018

Doing a Pelican

Doing a Pelican/DAP (noun): The action of recording the noise a pelican crossing makes, then waiting for a blind person and a lorry before playing it back.

Frank: "The walk to town today wasn't too bad, I got at least 7 points doing a Pelican."

James: "Fancy a quick DAP?"
Mark: "Sure, I've already got one saved in my phone!"

by adamnshame April 18, 2010

to do a Mark

To throw up over your own clothes after a work night out

"Forrest was three sheets last night, even burnt his mouth, but he didn't do a Mark"

by A N Other November 27, 2003

doing a jodie

getting so drunk on a saturday night that you might have been anally invaded on the way home... you just cant remember

"Fcuk me saturday night was a blur.. I was proper doing a jodie"

by team 2 February 20, 2008

do factor

the sex appeal of someone or yourself based on a scale of -100 to 100

man my do factor just rose to 100

by Lou November 1, 2003

doing the job

the act of giving a girl an orgasm

I plan on doing the job tonight for Jade

by TST November 24, 2006

Do the kiver

To fall to the ground and flop around as if you were a fish out of water.

Next time I get rear ended I am going to roll out and do the kiver even if I don't get hurt, that way I can sue!

by JDBIT September 13, 2011