Doing Laundry

Code name for smoking weed so you are not to reveal your true intentions to other bystanders that may be listening to the conversation

"Hey Mr. Laundry, are you Doing Laundry?" "Sure, do you wanna do a quick rinse cycle or a full load?"

by The OG Laundry Man May 2, 2018

to do for trade

When a gay man perform oral sex on a straight man with no expectation of reciprocity.

See that blond sailor over there in his dress whites and a bulging package? I would do him for trade.

by Josepk K. September 7, 2005

doing a jodie

getting so drunk on a saturday night that you might have been anally invaded on the way home... you just cant remember

"Fcuk me saturday night was a blur.. I was proper doing a jodie"

by team 2 February 20, 2008

do a clinton

to engage in oral sex.

They are a circle of friends who routinely do a clinton.

by uttam maharjan February 13, 2010

Do the Bukowski

A period of time, that you decide to devote to drinking and smoking alone. Not caring, but feeling good about, that you will contribute nothing to the world during this time.

I got bored of everything and did the Bukowski for two weeks.
And after that the world looked better, at least for a while.

Sometimes you just have to do the Bukowski.

by B0hem January 22, 2011

Doing a Pelican

Doing a Pelican/DAP (noun): The action of recording the noise a pelican crossing makes, then waiting for a blind person and a lorry before playing it back.

Frank: "The walk to town today wasn't too bad, I got at least 7 points doing a Pelican."

James: "Fancy a quick DAP?"
Mark: "Sure, I've already got one saved in my phone!"

by adamnshame April 18, 2010

do factor

the sex appeal of someone or yourself based on a scale of -100 to 100

man my do factor just rose to 100

by Lou November 1, 2003