cake-eater

one that actively eats asshole

your a fucking cake eater

by Niles October 5, 2003

Share the cake don't eat the cake

To give some to others rather than keeping to yourself.

When Daniel wouldn't share his toys with me I told to him to share the cake don't eat the cake.

by Kotchi April 30, 2019

Butt Cake

n. When you are baking cupcakes and you put too much batter in the little paper trays causing the cupcakes to rise and fatten during cooking. The result looks more like a butt than a cupcake.

Also correlates with Butt Muffins

Well, Lauren put too much batter in so it looks like we will be bringing butt cakes to the party instead. Did you buy more icing?

by Baker Matthew December 14, 2008

Cup caking

When a guy is with a girl and can't answer his phone.

Don't bother calling him, he's off cup caking.

by Golightlee June 4, 2014

Caked Balls

(V.) A sexual act where a man ejaculates onto another mans balls then after its slightly dried, licks it off.

Peter gave Chuck some caked balls to suck on.

by MickJules August 26, 2009

dump caking

Dump caking is the act of pooping in a cake dish and baking it. Common as a form of retribution.

Person1: "Dude, wtf is that smell?!?"
Person2: "I broke up with my girlfriend and she shit in my oven"
Person1: "Wow, that's a nasty dump caking!"

by aRandomRobot December 17, 2013

Rectum Cake

This is very simple people. Imagine a sauerbraten, but smelly and with the consistency of any of the following:
-Cheesecake
-Kit Kat bars
-a human finger
-etc (not too hard, not too soft)
Now picture this substance coming out of a homo-erectus' naughty spot (the bung cavity / choco-puddin' zone / rectum / sphinctrum-oreolis).
Finally, imagine this object smelling somewhat like a horse's baby-making-area. If one is unfamiliar with this scent, simply take a whiff after you go choco-potty (dropping the yong'uns off at le pool).

This, my friends, is Rectum Cake

Jordan: 'Mitchell, what's that smell?'
Jesse: 'Yeah it stinks'
Nolan: 'Mitchell tell me you didn't just-'
Mitchell: 'Yep, I made Rectum Cake! Dig in!'
Nolan: Why did you ruin my carpet ?!?!

Michael the Happy Squirrel left the presence of Mitchell due to the spliffage of his Rectum Cake.

by Big Tuna / Timmy the Flying Cat November 15, 2006