Evil Burger

When someone with autism (also known as asperger’s) crashes out or makes a decision that will cause problems with the people around them

Evil Burger occurred when burger didn’t get to rip the yart so he crashed out and got into a fist fight with his friends

by JewishNPC69 May 19, 2025

Burger salad

The act of taking 8 perfectly cooked burger patties at a cookout and putting them in a bowl and mashing them up to make burger salad.

Thes hamburgers are plain, let's make burger salad.

by Assbergersalad November 24, 2024

veal burger

When one person puts credit card swipes another person with their calf, essentially putting a baby cow between two buns.

“Hey man, last night was CRAZY with my wife, she totally gave me the old veal burger.”

by Teeny Meat April 9, 2020

safy burger

Whereby you shove your massive cock all the way inside a girls vagina tearing part of her vaginal wall leaving it on your penis then making her suck it off.

Jake: Yooo last night I gave Jenna one mean Safy burger

Dylan: Holy shit, you madlad

by OG47 September 20, 2022

Peanut Butter Burger

A burger with peanut butter on it that can be eaten or used to describe the way female genitalia may look or feel after a long, rigorous night of intercourse.

"How did it go last night?"
"Man we banged all night long! I had her lookin' like a peanut butter burger down there!"

by Pocn October 13, 2018

Smash Burger

When you’re fucking a girl or guy in the ass, and you rapidly pullout right before you nut. When you pull out, you cause anal prolapse. You then nut all over the prolapse while simultaneously trying to push it back in.

I gave Whitney a smash burger last night. She hasn’t been able to walk all day.

by WOWanASSHOLE March 11, 2023

Cock burger

A "burger" that consists of a rock hard Cock covered in semen, piss, and if your fucked up blood. It's a popular snack for Postotudes and sluts.

Dexon: Hey My booty bitch Kayla just ate my cock burger!

Nicholas: Nice can I give it a try?

Dexon: I guess I'm bisexual so COME HERE TO DADDY AND GET READY TO CHOKE AND SCREEM SLUT!!!

by JBJB69420 January 28, 2024