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The universal hot crazy matrix it's everything a young man needs to know about women. Teaches you how to identify fuckable, introduceable, dateable and wifeable woman.
guy 1: dude, I can't believe I spent 10 years with crazy read heads, I always end up with my tires slashed
guy2: I was there too, until I saw the hot-crazy matrix on youtube, that is a life-change man
by xerocool22 February 25, 2024
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damn that's crazy

The line you use when your friend is rambling on about bullshit you don't care about and they lack the social awareness to shut the fuck up, so you say the bare minimum to sound engaged.

Frequently but not always, the line has to be used when interacting with one specific person that thinks the drama in their life is interesting to everyone around them. These tend to be the same people who use speakerphone in public and blast music in their cars because they assume the world revolves around them.
George: ...so me and Macy were going out, and we saw Jacob hanging out with Maddie!

Paul: damn that's crazy

George: ...and then (proceeds to continue spouting worthless shit)
by RollyPolly657 February 26, 2024
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Authentic ape s***, crazy b****

A female that is 100% true. That will go authentic ape s*** crazy on a man. In a matter seconds.
She is an authentic ape s***, crazy b****
by SHEBITCHDEVILCARLOCK February 28, 2024
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crazy

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by AUZixz March 5, 2024
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crazy

adjective -when something is kinda cool but, you dont really care enough to react. Especially if someone's been yapping and now you've lost interest.
after he yapped for a while, i finally got a chance to respond.

"damn, that's crazy"
by sir neptune, the king March 6, 2024
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Crazy-button

Noun. Describes the visible hole of the human female in which stool is passed. It is used interchangably with "asshole," "fart box," or "turd cutter." However, the crazy button more specifically refers to the female of the species, and describes the inevitable dynamic in a relationship involving at least 1 female whose asshole receives oral sex from their partner, and subsequently the receiving female begins to act irrational and obsessive about their partner following this event. From this point forward in the relationship, the giver of the oral sex-asshole session has now activated the crazy button and must exercise caution, especially if the giver is a male. Jail is a usual consequence of crazy-button activation.
Walksontop gives advice to younger generation: "Look, if you lick her asshole, you're going to jail. You do that, and they all of a sudden turn crazy, wanting to smell your dick and shit. It's their crazy-button."
Richard goes to leave for the store, but Helen blocks the door
"WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!" Helen shouts.
"Just going to the store, Jesus Christ. Walksontop was right. I hit your crazy-button, didn't I? Fuck, I'm going to jail." Richard exclaimed.

"Yes, you did. Now let me smell your DICK!" Helen demanded.
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 8, 2024
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Crazy Bones

a guy who gets a boner and goes on a fucking spree with every dog he sees when he's outside
person 1: I think that guy has the case of crazy bones!!
person 2: oh yeah I see it he's fucking every dog in the park
by UbearAq March 12, 2024
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