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Your girlfriend shits into a pringles can and you have sex with the can until your pipe is all brown and rusty
Last weekend me and my gf tried the Alabama shit tube”
by johnnyboneslee February 28, 2026
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A sexual act in which one person dives head first into another's anus until only their feet remain outside.
I enjoyed the Alabama cave diving we did last night.
by Big Balls Barry March 24, 2026
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When you bang you're sister but finish on you're mom
Last night me and my family did the Alabama corkscrew and it was amazing
by Big dick ashley October 16, 2025
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An intimate situation where the female cousin repeatedly punches the testicles of the male cousin while rubbing his penis with her gums and a peppermint candy in her mouth
Christmas Eve was so awesome. Betty-Jo gave me the best Alabama nutcracker of my life!
by Randomguy718 October 17, 2025
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When you are giving oral to her anus and she farts in your mouth, so you hold it in and give her a kiss while blowing it back into her mouth.
Last night I gave my wife an Alabama Brownstar Shotgun and we both had to brush our teeth again this morning.
by Capitan Brownstar October 19, 2025
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A hypothetical situation in which a guys dick is a few inches deep in his mom, and the guys Dad has a few inches of dick in the guys (sons) ass. The dilemma is to move forward, or backward to get out.
If you where in an Alabama Finger-trap, would you go backwards or Forward to get out?
by Shop talker October 29, 2025
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