fans turning

By telling people your fan is turning, you are trying to blow a phat cloud into the mic without anyone knowing. So you are blaming it on your fan.

dude #1 - aye bro my fans turning

dude #2 - give it a rest we know you are blowing a phat cloud

by hitlers daughter November 17, 2020

fan poster

When one send yu a pic of they ass or tits and puts your @ on a piece of paper nd sings it.

katie sent a fan poster to ryan and i saw it on snapchat.

by stinkabihh November 19, 2020

sens fan

a fan of a hockey team in ottawa

sens fan : god damn we suck

by hockeylover87 November 24, 2020

pens fan

the best fan base in the whole NHL

who is that awesome guy oh yeah its a pens fan

by hockeylover87 November 24, 2020

Montreal Fan

Someone who talks about drama that had happened and solved

“Bro, why did you call her a slut last week man” Bro it’s done it happened stop being such a Montreal Fan

by StreakJK November 27, 2020

Fan-fuxtion

Fan-fuxtion: fan-fiction clearly authored to fulfil the writer's need for a "fix" of their own particular sexual fetishes, e.g.: "Twilight", "50 Shades of Grey"..

"No, I don't want to read your fan-fuxtion about Kirk & Spock being feathered dinosaurian lovers in a paralell universe filled with anthro-furries"

by pjmaybe November 30, 2020

Shit hit the fan

"When the shit hits the fan" is the vulgar and more satisfying term for a situation that suddenly gets messy. It gives you an idea of just how messy a situation by comparing it to being in a small room when a handful of loose feces are launched into the spinning fan blades.

1: When that silly old bitch pranged John's prized Mercedes in the parking lot and then tried to take off, shit really hit the fan. I though he was gonna kill her.

2: Where's our fucking money?! You better have it, or the shit is gonna hit the fan, believe you me!!

3: I lost everything back in 2008 when the shit hit the fan. Just like a lot of people.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 February 26, 2020