law of conservation of nug

a general rule that states the amount of weed you possess is exactly the amount you originally bought minus what was smoked already

'dude, easy on the blunts, remember the law of conservation of nug'

by Chudaddy November 20, 2011

Das's Law of Ignorance

If you fall down the hill of ignorance, you will die on the rocks at the bottom.

Das's Law of Ignorance predicts how many politicians will die.

by Mindbladeskillyaks June 16, 2010

Tich's Law for Living

When picking a partner, personality matters 50%, looks matter 40%, and social status 10%.

Yo, I know she thicc, but you gotta remember Tich's Law for Living!

by Ascended_Meat-Lover's_Pizza July 6, 2020

Laws of the twelve tables

It reflects the social relations of the middle of the 5th century BC, when Roman society was enslaved. These laws regulate both legal and family issues without affecting the foundations of the state system. The laws were written on twelve bronze tables and submitted to the Forum

Lutatsia was at the peak of her beauty at the time, but did not follow the "Laws of the Twelve Tables."

by BegFvag December 5, 2021

Y-plate Law

A law in Japan that technically applies to everyone, but the local police only ticket SOFA members or Americans (those with a Y on their license plate). See also: Racism

Y: I thought it was illegal to park there.
A: Not if you're a local, that No Parking sign is just a Y-plate law.

by Tacitblu November 27, 2019

Mother-in-law Ticker

The "ticker" to the upper right corner of your Face Book screen that screams out every move you make to the whole Face Book world is known as the Mother-in-Law-Ticker. It scrolls your every move to those who know you and those you don't. Some people love it but most people hate it. It is called the MIL- Ticker because of it's striking similarity to the stereotypical Mother-In-Law (nosy, loud and rude).

"The Mother-in-Law Ticker robs me of any privacy I thought I had."

or
"I love the Mother-in-Law Ticker because I am a voyeur."

or

"The Mother-in-Law Ticker on Face Book is so annoying."
or
"With the Mother-in-Law Ticker, you can see what everyone is doing at any moment of the day."

by BigMonky Monk December 6, 2011

co-grandniece-in-law

The granddaughter-in-law of one's spouse's sibling.

My co-grandniece-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019