waffle iron

its a tool used to make waffles, contrary to the other definitions.

I use waffle irons to make waffles, what else would I do with them?

by TheBurningBox November 25, 2018

red waffle

A menstrual pad

I need to change my red waffle

by kur40 July 20, 2017

Waffle

To waffle

You don’t waffle on anything

by Jaf&Dcf September 1, 2022

Waffle Munching

When a man licks another man’s rectum while their legs are interweaved in a hashtag pattern

They were waffle munching late last night after getting several drinks at the bar.

by wafflermuncher April 10, 2025

Waffle house index

A scale created by FEMA used to determine how bad a situation is.

Green: Normal day, serves regular menu

Yellow: Using the generator/limited food supply, serves the limited menu

Red: YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO FUCKING PRAY (Things are bad, Waffle House is closed)

"Hey man things are really getting bad out there"

"Is it really? The waffle house index will determine that"

by free cheese June 1, 2023

Golden waffles

When you can't wait for your girlfriend to drizzle syrup down your naked body

Hey honey, get those golden waffles over here right now!

by Heeheehee123 August 15, 2017

Chicken and waffles

It's food invented by black people for black people and it's god tier food like you can't diss chicken and waffles

Jmad: chicken and waffles are on the level of waffles and chicken like they are ranked so high that they are they are their own rank

Jmad 13/12/2017

by DontYouJustWantToKillYourself February 2, 2024