Chucking wood

Masterbation.

We caught little Joey chucking wood this morning.

by anonymous June 9, 2024

Chucking wood

Term for masterbation

Last night, we caught little Joey chucking wood to the Sears catalog

by anonymous June 9, 2024

5 woods

Smoking to forget about her

When im on her chest hearing her heart beat while she playes with my hair but then i realize it’s the 5 woods i faced to forget about her.

by yourdoggo June 16, 2024

wood

Cold caller/Lead generator that failed to produce honest or legit work lead leaving the representative of the company empty when recalling the prospect

Brad produced a wood; did he do an honest days work on any calls?

by Lcamy July 8, 2024

wood

a blunt that was rolled using a backwood

dude1: pass the wood
dude2: gotchu bro

by astro76 August 16, 2024

Zachary Wood

A Zachary Wood is a rare human who tends to be a little off-ten you may catch him watching pour-ing his feelings out or even get fucked over cause some be-nches just seems to be a spot you'll end up finding yourself one (a Zachary Wood) and beware ladies if you are chilling and your queens are with you just beware they may get a candy crush and they'll probably get a Zacharywood.

Random stranger: that kid with blonde hair is just hanging around...I even saw him with a ferret...

Other Random stranger: that's Zachary Wood

Random stranger: well I have a hundred teeth holding back a monster...

Other Random stranger in the room: (thoughts) damn I can't stop gawking at Zachary Wood

by ZaddysLilCumslut March 7, 2023

J a y black wood

When a man doesn’t shit for weeks. After a while the shit turns into solid stone then he proceeds to shit it out and uses it like a dildo

I just had the best j a y Black wood

by Galaxo March 14, 2023