A much better school than UNT. Filled to the brim with beautiful women, older professors who love their students and know each and every one by first and last name. You're likely to not experience cattiness here as most Tessies are emotionally mature and aren't intimidated by others shining their light. Oh, and we haven't forgotten our deep love for Texas A&M, we are still your Tessies. Gig'Em!
Texas A&M Student:
"Man, I go to A&M but I still dream about our sister school, Texas Woman's University up in Denton. The woman there all have 4.0 GPA's and that school cranks out the most amazing leaders. It makes me envious that we don't see the Tessie's like we used to."
Texas A&M alumni:
"Texas Woman's University, yes their dedication to the future of humanity is so strong that everyone already loves our Tessie's. Go Gig'Em!"
Texas A&M:
"We love Texas Woman's University. We have been in love with the Tessies for as long as we've been institutions. We express this deep passion through sharing one another's colors of maroon and white."
Texas A&M Student:
"I want to go to Texas Woman's University to marry a Tessie in the little chapel in the woods. Like my great grandparents did all those years before."
"Man, I go to A&M but I still dream about our sister school, Texas Woman's University up in Denton. The woman there all have 4.0 GPA's and that school cranks out the most amazing leaders. It makes me envious that we don't see the Tessie's like we used to."
Texas A&M alumni:
"Texas Woman's University, yes their dedication to the future of humanity is so strong that everyone already loves our Tessie's. Go Gig'Em!"
Texas A&M:
"We love Texas Woman's University. We have been in love with the Tessies for as long as we've been institutions. We express this deep passion through sharing one another's colors of maroon and white."
Texas A&M Student:
"I want to go to Texas Woman's University to marry a Tessie in the little chapel in the woods. Like my great grandparents did all those years before."
by dentonaplacefullofsuckers October 13, 2020
Get the Texas Woman's University mug.One of the biggest party schools and colleges in general on the east coast. It's very popular and a lot of people who attend the university are not locals and come from cold, northern states such as New York or New Jersey in hopes of escaping to a warm climate. The college is popular due to its proximity to Myrtle Beach and has one of the best college baseball programs in the country. Students who come here expect to party like crazy and live every day like it's a Friday night in July in downtown Myrtle Beach.
Unfortunately, the hype of Coastal Carolina does not last, and once the school year begins, you realize that this town is dead and there is nothing to do because tourist/peak season is over and everything that is great about Myrtle Beach is gone and the area becomes basically a ghost town. All the stores are closed, the beach is too cold to enjoy. It becomes apparent quickly that this area is no different than any other college town or any town in general. Most college towns are actually better because the areas are open all year round whereas CCUS area caters to tourists and disregards college students.
Once you are off-campus, the immediate surrounding area is Conway, which is desolate and fits the definition of a backward-ass, redneck country hickville town.
Overall Coastal Carolina is not a bad school, but no one goes here for its eliteness or because of its academic programs, they go here because they think of the beach and going to college in a warm beach town.
Unfortunately, the hype of Coastal Carolina does not last, and once the school year begins, you realize that this town is dead and there is nothing to do because tourist/peak season is over and everything that is great about Myrtle Beach is gone and the area becomes basically a ghost town. All the stores are closed, the beach is too cold to enjoy. It becomes apparent quickly that this area is no different than any other college town or any town in general. Most college towns are actually better because the areas are open all year round whereas CCUS area caters to tourists and disregards college students.
Once you are off-campus, the immediate surrounding area is Conway, which is desolate and fits the definition of a backward-ass, redneck country hickville town.
Overall Coastal Carolina is not a bad school, but no one goes here for its eliteness or because of its academic programs, they go here because they think of the beach and going to college in a warm beach town.
Guy: Coastal Carolina University is a good school, what could be better than being 5 minutes from the beach and partying hard?
Buddy: Good point, I just want a degree anyway, I don't care how good the programs are. Just wanna party.
Buddy: Good point, I just want a degree anyway, I don't care how good the programs are. Just wanna party.
by lavaplanetkale January 25, 2021
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Girl: I heard Mankato State University is a suckhard school
Girl 2: Yeah they have a smoking cult, evil roomates, and all you eat is rice
Girl 2: Yeah they have a smoking cult, evil roomates, and all you eat is rice
by cowface November 8, 2004
Get the Mankato State University mug.Did you here that Yeshiva University protected a rapist on their basketball team? yucommentator.org/2021/08/i-thought-rape-culture-didnt-exist-at-yu-until-i-was-raped/
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Get the Yeshiva University mug.A place that sucks your soul out everyone here is addicted to something. This place is awful the mental health sucks everyone wants to die! People make you feel like a straight-up idiot the homework load is insane! Everything is broken on this campus meaning no running water, broken curtains, chairs, you get food poisoning in the dining hall. The party scene is ass and not to mention all the assault that happens here. DO NOT COME HERE
They waste all the funding on are crappy football team and load on homework until your crying in your dorm at 4 am anyone can get into this school because honestly, we are all brain dead and they will accept anyone at this point but do not take the offer no matter what you do. You will regret your choice.
They waste all the funding on are crappy football team and load on homework until your crying in your dorm at 4 am anyone can get into this school because honestly, we are all brain dead and they will accept anyone at this point but do not take the offer no matter what you do. You will regret your choice.
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Tay Tay: "Nah man. They too selectionative.!"
Ray Ray: "Oh man. That's straight up whack!"
Tay Tay: "It's ok. I just got a football scholarship to the University of South Florida."
Tay Tay: "Nah man. They too selectionative.!"
Ray Ray: "Oh man. That's straight up whack!"
Tay Tay: "It's ok. I just got a football scholarship to the University of South Florida."
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