The act of inserting deli meat (preferably turkey) into your partners vagina or anus, while having them refer to you as Abe.
Deli Clerk: Next please!
Customer: Hi, may I please have a half pound of your honey glazed turkey sliced from super thick to super thin, and every thickness in between?
Deli Clerk: Uhh, sure, no problem. If you don’t mind me asking, why the different thicknesses?
Customer: My partner and I are trying this new trend called the Lincoln Turkey. Admittedly we don’t know what thickness will work best, so that’s why I need your help.
Deli Clerk: DAMN. AIGHT BRO I GOT YOU.
Customer: Hi, may I please have a half pound of your honey glazed turkey sliced from super thick to super thin, and every thickness in between?
Deli Clerk: Uhh, sure, no problem. If you don’t mind me asking, why the different thicknesses?
Customer: My partner and I are trying this new trend called the Lincoln Turkey. Admittedly we don’t know what thickness will work best, so that’s why I need your help.
Deli Clerk: DAMN. AIGHT BRO I GOT YOU.
by Lettucechestershire October 27, 2023
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Breast side up. Wings or arms in this case folded back. Legs cocked back and spread open. Pussy wide open like a turkey cavity when you are about to stuff it.
I had this chick in the frozen turkey position last night. Her pussy was so wide open I could see her cervix.
by W W Wilson January 13, 2024
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Guy 1: "Hey man how'd that date go last night?"
Guy 2: "It went great thanks! We had the best night, she gave me an Ohio Turkey."
Guy 1: "I'll have to try that."
Guy 2: "It went great thanks! We had the best night, she gave me an Ohio Turkey."
Guy 1: "I'll have to try that."
by Coastiekid20 January 16, 2024
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Her face was covered in Smoked turkey brine - when you master the art of intaking smoke from a cigarette through your urethra causing your sperm to have a Smokey flavoring similar to pipe tobacco.
by Jethro bo dean November 21, 2023
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by Booturkey February 10, 2024
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It came from the abbreviation, "Gurkey" which on it's own also means "scaredy cat". It involved the implementation of "Turkey" from the simile "running fast like a turkey"
It came from the abbreviation, "Gurkey" which on it's own also means "scaredy cat". It involved the implementation of "Turkey" from the simile "running fast like a turkey"
Granny hit you with a bat (that's Gurkey)
Neighbour hit you with a trap (that's Gurkey)
Baldi hit you if you're math ain't workin'
When you hear that clap run fast like a turkey
I'm a Gurkey Turkey
Neighbour hit you with a trap (that's Gurkey)
Baldi hit you if you're math ain't workin'
When you hear that clap run fast like a turkey
I'm a Gurkey Turkey
by Radin Happier June 5, 2024
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