The Golden Turkey

Similar to getting a turkey, but finishing in a different hole each night.

Bro I completed the Golden Turkey last night.

by Kyleness6969 November 20, 2024

baste my turkey

Inject me with your sperm

You can baste my turkey anytime

by bb3378 April 16, 2017

Turkey butt

A dog who is at once lovably clever and a challenge to train or meet obedience expectations.

Owner 1: “How was your walk?”
Owner 2: “Pretty good, but Miles sure is a turkey butt sometimes when he sees a squirrel.”

by Monsieur de Miles November 28, 2020

Cold Turkey

A bitch ass mf, pussy, coward everything that makes a nigga scary

Bro tht nigga over there cold turkey, he pure bitch. He dont want no smoke

by Akfrm215p June 6, 2023

turkey mince

When no one wants you and you feel worthless.

what am I?! TURKEY MINCE?!

by Bitch_Chan January 22, 2016

Testicle Ticklin' Turkey

The act of tickling someone's testicles while proceeding to gobble like a turkey

Johnny:*Proceeding to act like a Testicle Ticklin' Turkey*-"Goble goble goble goble goble" *tickles testicles*

Dan- "I told you to stop doing this Johnny"

by Bologna1515 April 16, 2020

Jizz Turkey

When something is going to be hard to swallow.

Chuck took that Jizz Turkey shot.

by El Diablo 6669 October 5, 2022