When you have either two smaller shit logs or one large mf cut in half placed between two slices of Wonderbread, you then proceeded to jimmy your shaft through the turd sandwich like American Pie.
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Beings which employ fecal matter in order to effectuate a motion in such a manner that it simulates the act of masturbation on their genitailiæ in expectation of bringing to pass orgasm.
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Dilbert: Hey Trey! I've got this great idea about how to make even more money - we package up piece of shit mortgages as "investments".
Trey: Sounds like you'll be needing to polish a turd on that.
Trey: Sounds like you'll be needing to polish a turd on that.
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Get the Turd wad mug.when some is stealing turds from your facility and storing them in airtight sealed containers under there bed to preserve them for later smelling.
Ayrton we all know your turd-burgelling our turds when we take shits, it's ok if you do we just want you to tell the truth.
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Get the turd-burgelling mug.Janky turd is a term commonly used in BMX bike circles to describe a shitty BMX bike. The term was started on the BMX Museum.
That new Quadangle bike is such a janky turd! two of the four bolt holes in stem are threaded at an angle, bearings in bb are notchy, cranks are bent, chain looks like it was spray painted in driveway by my 8 year old nephew, freewheel and hub failed before i reached end of street. Fuckin janky turd!
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