toilet ananas nasdas

toilet
ananas
nasdas

bro 1: toilet ananas nasdas
bro 2: what the fuck is wrong with you

by lochjago July 9, 2024

Toilette Waffle

Taking a dump between someone’s but cheeks and squeezing them together like a waffle press.

Hey y’all, did you here that sally created a toilette waffle with stew, totally surprised her mom!

by Network_penguin December 31, 2024

Toileticide

when you destroy your/a toilet with your uncontrollable firing line of feces due to a big feed or an improperly prepared meal

Greedy bastard: Bro I just committed toileticide it's completely brown
A normal person: ....wtf

by AstleyMcRickFace January 30, 2026

Toilet Hand

"Toilet Hand" It is the act of using your hands to wipe your buttocks clean after defecating.

"Toilet Hand" is a play on the words "Toilet Paper" as the hand is a replacement to the paper.

Me: Yo Ezra, your toilet paper is so crummy. I'm deadass going to just Toilet Hand.

Ezra: That's fucking foul and my toilet paper is the nice shit so I know your lying.

by WordMasterDmoney February 8, 2026

Toilet Chandelier

toilet chandelier
The dangling situation that occurs when a man sits on the toilet and gravity takes over in an uncomfortably theatrical way.

“I had to adjust my seating position—my toilet chandelier was getting a little too close for comfort.”

by Atomic Luchador February 8, 2026

Toilet Paper Gutfish

The act of accidentally fingering your asshole due to thin ply toilet paper

Jeff looks like the kinda guy to Toilet Paper Gutfish himself for fun.

by Mungo fungo February 20, 2026

Toilet Crisis

A sudden, high-stakes biological emergency in which a person urgently needs to release his/her/their bowels in an explosive, painful, or pro-longed manner. Often Categorized in stages 1-4 of severity.

Hey man, I’ll be downstairs ready to go soon; I’m just having a major stage 4 toilet crisis.

by Zev Blum February 27, 2026