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Tin Tickets

The Foil used to Smoke Heroin/Fentinyl
Holy, he smoked like 5 tin tickets and still hasn't passed out.
by JOEYJOEY1989 August 23, 2022
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Sick tickle

Primarily used to refer to a great song or an awesome rhyme within a rap song. However this phrase can be used to describe almost anything that "tickles" a person's fancy.
Yo! that new song by Dre is a sick tickle.
by Ruins69 December 18, 2022
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Dick Tick

When his dick taps you in the back while he is sleeping or without his knowledge and follow through.
His dick tick kept me up all night. No satisfaction for me while he snored peacefully.
by We’ve all been there. December 19, 2022
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Speeding ticket

When you, a retard that can’t just STAY IN THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT, BECAUSE YOU ARE A RECKLESS AND DESTRUCTIVE DUMBASS, get pulled over for speeding. Dropping a gear and disappearing is also considered evading and eluding arrest; don’t do it. 1; now if you get caught you get punished MORE, dumbass, and 2; you’ll hit something and die for being a retard with a crotch rocket superbike wreck for a brain.
Respectable Sheriff: “Sir, did you even know how fucking fast you were go-“
Recipient of speeding ticket: *Drops a gear and tries to disappear, runs into an F-450, getting his blood and guts dragged across a road after being launched.*
Respectable Sheriff: “Holy shit… I’m just gonna call that one in……”
You can die, dumbass. Hold your horses and be reasonable. Have some fucking patience. Get there early, get there late; doesn’t matter. Just fucking get there and don’t die. It helps.
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The ticket

Being that guy. The ticket to get out of the mud. The golden ticket to success.
Did you see Johnny got 3 d1 offers yesterday?”

Yeah bro, he’s the ticket”
by Blart wit the shifts May 14, 2023
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French Tickle

When a French person pulls out a baguette and proceeds to tickle you with it
“Man, Me and my girl just did the french tickle
by Spaceracer69 July 8, 2023
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Exit Ticket

THE WORST FUCKING ASSIGNMENT A TEACHER COULD GIVE YOU JUST SO YOU CAN LEAVE HER DUMBASS CLASS.
"ok so before you leave, let me give you an exit ticket that is the hardest question known to man."
by requiemsrequiem August 15, 2023
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