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Whitman Taylor

Master of the sky and ground. Grand expert at airplanes and cars of every age and time. Starred in the movie Macbeth with Noah Scordato
Oh man look at that warthog. Shut up Whitman Taylor
by Mr. Herrmann November 7, 2018
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Reputation (Taylor's Version)

A highly anticipated rerecord that will never release at this point.

Seriously when will we stop clowning.
Person: Hey, when will Reputation (Taylor's Version) release?
Taylor Swift: lol no
by ynmking89 August 20, 2024
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Taylor Mid

A washed music artist who farms boyfriends so she can release mediocre, generic pop music that (predominantly) white girls and gay men will drink up like it's the greatest music to ever be released.

She is incredibly notorious for farming her "eras" for her cult meetings (known as the Eras tour), despite not having any musical growth since she switched from pseudo-country to pop. Also notorious for he cult-like fans, the "swifties," who have become infamous for acting violently towards anyone (such as Dave Grohl and his family) who doesn't blindly follow her and refusing to listen to actual music genres (such as rock or metal). She also engages in "blocking," the act of releasing remixes and other versions of her music so she can bot the charts and stop other female artists from hitting the top of the charts. A notable example of this is her album, The Tortured Poets Department, where she released multiple versions of the album through different formats and various versions of the songs which resulted in artists like Charli XCX and Billie Eilish having their respective albums blocked from charting well.

She is currently dating KC Chiefs international tight-end fraud Travis Kelce, who farms in the NFL more than she farms her eras. Will probably break up with him soon so she can release another album.
Person 1: I like Taylor Swift's music
Person 2: So you like Taylor Mid
by realistpenduhater October 5, 2024
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Taylor Swift

the most amazing woman ever. she’s got people through so many things. her music is like a big hug.
“who’s taylor swift
the music industry
by dorothea13 November 2, 2023
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Taylor Swift

Most of yous reading this rn are probably mentally ill
Taylor Swift is my wife🤪💗
by Holy.ground_xx December 5, 2023
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The Taylor Effect

Taylor's unconscious ability to attract women and make them crave wanting to date him to the point where they're willing to take extreme actions in their lives and those around.
The Taylor effect was so strong that it made me end my 20yr old marriage just so that I could live happily ever after.
by Mr-62-Tall November 20, 2022
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