taco bell

taking a friend or loved ones face and placing it in between your ass cheeks preferably with the nose touching the anus hole.

dude,if you dont stop jacking off in my house im gonna taco bell you till you vomit on your new shirt

taco bell by tiger duds December 22, 2008

tuna taco

an extremly nasty fish scented vagina.this dysfunction occurs when the female to witch the vagina belongs to does not wash or care for the vagina.resulting in a nasty fishyy scent,the reference to taco refers to the shape of the vagina.

that girl brendas pussy straight smelled like fish. that bitch has gotta tuna taco bewtwen her legs.

tuna taco by ass slut lover! December 7, 2003

crusty taco 

when you ejaculate around a girls pussy let it dry and then eat her out.

That was one tasty crusty taco i gave to megan last night!

crusty taco by Sasquatch September 27, 2004

Taco John 

When a men rests his erect penis in the crack of a lover (male or female) and him or her takes a shit causing it to smear around the penis and butt cheeks resembling the taco meat in a taco.

Nasty Hasty and Dirty Sanchez ritually do the Taco John every night before going to bed

Taco John by Uncle February 24, 2005

bean taco 

after fucking a chick, you turn around and dump in her pussy. then you proceed to fuck her some more with the shit in her pussy

Zack, the sick fuck, bean taco'ed Seans mom while Sean was in teh other room... twice.

bean taco by cyco101 December 15, 2004

fart taco 

Name for an unfortunate vagina containing a redirected flatulence (fart)

I used to think she was hot till I opened that fart taco.

fart taco by FreddyMcV March 28, 2007

tacojacked 

To be hoisted up into the air with your Mexican food item in your lap. You are tied up, beaten, and then the taco is removed from your possesion.

Unnamed patient: ...and then, when i was eleven, I was tacojacked by a gang of local eighth graders...man, they were SO big.
(sobs)
Dr. Willurd: You have touched a part in me; I, too, have felt the singeing pain of being the victim of tacojacking.

tacojacked by Kaity July 2, 2004