one

penis, dick, cock, shaft, genitalia

your one is the nicest one around

by Kevin MacDougall April 18, 2008

ONE RING

The act of informing another person of an event which you had pissed them off. This is done by calling there phone and letting it ring once and hanging up. Usually done while watching a major sporting event.

When Bob's Colts fumbled the ball, he recieved a bunch of one rings from his friends.

by Douggggggggg July 18, 2006

Off-one

To get sober. Or more commonly referred to quitting methamphetamines.

Hey, I'm sorry but I can't chill with you guys at the tweaker pad anymore...I'm trying to stay off-one for good.

by Fairyduster86 January 18, 2017

one night

A term used for a woman getting a guy shit faced and leaving with his wallet. This usually ends with the guy calling a wrong number.

Last night I slept with this stripper. I thought she loved me but i s'ppose it was a one nighter. she got my wallet too.

by fuck_me_emo April 29, 2006

hole in one

to sexually penetrate a partner at the first attempt

trevor held her down, slapped her face, kicked her shins, and attempted a hole in one. unfortunately for him staffordshire bull terriers don't like this treatment and she turned and bit off his meat & two veg

by theWestHamfan November 25, 2003

one-way

Masturbating with oneself.

Greg: "Sarah, Jessica, and I had a three-way last night, son! What you do?!"
Josh: "One-way, dude. One-way."

by ReyCHUL August 26, 2011

one way

when vacationing in thailand you or any one of your friends will buy several inexpensive whores and not share them even when it is obvious you wont be using all of them.

Tom- man, did you see the girls i got?
Bob- yeah, nice choice, mind if i borrow the one in blue?
Tom- sorry, they are all mine
Bob- dude, youre such a fucking one way

by colon plow May 1, 2005