rusty wood

When you have sex on an active construction site when you’re behind on your tetanus shots

Bro, got Rusty Wood last night. Bro nice...

by Life according to Beau April 26, 2021

rusty surfboard

1. When a surfer has the runs/explosive diarrhea and is waiting for the next set (of waves) too far from the beach to make it to a bathroom and "let's it go" while sitting on his or her board

2. A sex act where two wangs or sex toys are simultaneously inserted into a butt at angles so they come together in a point past the sphincter and the two wieners or dildos outline the shape of the front of a surfboard

Brodie was super embarrassed when he went back out too soon after eating Indian food and ended up with a rusty (surf)board.

I heard you and your buddy ran a rusty surfboard on your girl the other day. She must be super chill.

by DerHoffMan April 10, 2016

Rusty Prospector

The action of digging a rusty spoon into a mans ballsack and removing the testicles by scoop

mess with me again and ill give you the rusty prospector

by ARandomPornhubUser May 25, 2018

Rusty Nail

Someone who has a twitter account called @RustNailCumMojo and is an absolute based chad who is one of the best people to chat with

Rusty nail best twitter user lol

by JoelIsAJoke January 16, 2021

rusty nail

A crazy ass serial killer who lives in a green truck. If you talk to him on the trucker radio he'll hunt you down and kill you.

Girl- OMG, it's rusty nail!!!

by ▪♡SogGynuRGeT♡▪ August 11, 2020

rusty nail

what happens when you leave a nail in salt water... did you think it was a sex thing... people these days

i left my nail in salt water and it turned into a rusty nail

by johnmononononononono August 14, 2018

Rusty nail

When you wipe your bum and your finger go’s through the toilet paper and you get poo on ur finger

Fuck! I got a rusty nail

by Finnzapoo November 11, 2020