Rusty Venture

Slang term for the medical condition resulting from excess masturbation. Symptoms include soreness, redness, swelling, and chaffing. Condition is usually associated with male sufferers.

i.e. - "I jerked off for four hours straight, and gave myself a Rusty Venture."

by sasquatch77 November 26, 2010

Rusty muffler

When you’re doing anal and the person receiving lets out a big fart around your dick

I was banging this chick in the ass last night and she had bad gas. Gave her the ole rusty muffler

by Bodacioustatas69 January 21, 2022

Rusty Spoons

An elderly couple who have finished having intercourse with each other, lying in bed while spooning.

Jack: Dude, I just caught my grandparents being Rusty Spoons.
Terrance: Damn.

by AlHarringtonWackyWavingTubeMen April 22, 2024

[rusty] cannonball

A rusty cannonball is when one passes wind into a sheet or an item of clothing and the item is thrown at someone.after the item hits them the item should"explode" and wreak havoc!!

Jimmy:I was chillin with connor the other night when I decided to fart in my shirt and rusty cannonball him.

Sean:aww man that's ruthless!!

by jimbob8jim March 26, 2008

Rusty Septum

The act of fellatio, when the male has feces on his penis, most commonly after anal intercourse.

I totally got a rusty septum last night and then that bitch tried to kiss me, so I slapped her in the face.

by Jeru Tha Damaja May 2, 2009

Rusty Pelican

A sex move created in the Pacific Northwest United States where a large fish(living or dead) is completely inserted in a woman's vagina then you eat out that woman's butthole.

I gave that girl from the bar a rusty pelican last night!

by TheDarkHornet May 14, 2025

Rusty Harmonica

The act of eating a woman’s ass while simultaneously massaging her clit. Can be done from any position, primarily from the back. Gigem

Just wait until we get home baby, you’ve earned yourself a rusty harmonica.

by OlRockthebadAg December 2, 2024