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rusty greer

A form of pro-se litigation where the litigant, typically Russell Greer, files legal motions and responses that only further serve to fuck his case.

A form of humiliation kink where the litigant gets off by getting fucked by the legal system over stupid lawsuits they file
Russell really rusty greer'd that case by representing himself and filing retarded motions
by anonymous February 11, 2024
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Rusty Phillip

A Rusty Phillip ( feel up) is the act of a younger person eating the ass of and old man (60+), and him farting in their face ( usually a wet one). Most often causing a bad case a pink eye.
“Did ya catch Jen this mornin?”
“ Yeah, rumor has it she gave the Mayor a Rusty Phillip.”
“Jesus dude…”
by BrothA:(EUGHHHHH March 26, 2024
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Rusty First Hand

The "First" part is referring to the first president. So you have someone dress up in a George Washington costume, then they give you a Rusty Trombone. You then finish on the back of their hand and they proceed to backhand you.
Why get a Rusty Trombone when you could get a Rusty First Hand?
by Arcum Dagsson November 6, 2013
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Crusty Rusty

When a woman shits on a mans pecker, and dries it out with a hairdryer until completely crusted over then jerks him off until every last dingleberry is gone.
We had McDonald’s then I got a fat crusty rusty from Becky last night.
by Pete Stevenson October 27, 2021
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Rusty Lantern

A Rusty Lantern is the same as a Rusty Trombone but the receiver's pubes are on fire.
The power went out so we performed the rusty lantern to bring light to our usual rusty trombone
by daddydeals March 14, 2025
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Rusty Venture

When you jack off so much your dick becomes raw
I bought this new porn the other day, and ended up giving myself a Rusty Venture.
by jigglesthefett November 25, 2010
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Rusty Bayonette

A sex act where an individual cuts their hand, defecates onto the wound, then masturbates oneself or another individual.
James and his partner, Stefan, died from sepsis after performing the rusty bayonette.
by colonelwhiskers July 19, 2017
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