sideballs

nice, moderate sized, spherical mammary glands situated far apart from each other off to the side.-somewhat odd looking!

her sideballs inspired a desire for me to 'be her braw', from behind

those sideballs looked nice from behind, but not so nice from the front!

she had some really nice sideballs!

by michael foolsley December 15, 2011

side job

The act of watching porn and giving the person next to you a hand job

Me and Dylan gave each other side jobs yesterday

by funking re-re April 30, 2014

Side Track

Mistress. A variation of ,"Side Piece."

She wants to be his wife, but all she can hope for is to be his side track.

by Bogey Yogi May 26, 2018

side chick

A bang bitch.

The wife’s taking the kids to drop them off at band camp and I’m going to drop by and see my side chick.

by Whateva4150 March 13, 2020

Vigina side salad dressing

When you pour Italian dressing in a pussy then you fuck it till it bleeds

You know the sex is good when you make vigina side salad dressing

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

goodie on the side

Extra-relational sex. Usually consented to by both parties of said relationship.

Sure my wife knows about my lover, she's ok with me gettin a little goodie on the side. (that is not the case with my wife)

by The Bee September 29, 2004

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016