Smoking the moose

Doing something that is destined to fail or hopeless.

Derived from the story of Chris McCandless, specifically how he tried to smoke a moose in the freezing Alaskan wilderness.

Person 1: “Yo bro, I think I’m going to email Professor Williams and see if he’ll give me some extra credit so I can pass the class.”
Person 2: “Come on man, you’re averaging a 10 in his class. You’re smoking the moose.”

by Abceinstein July 23, 2025

smoke pies

A group of ladies bumholes in a sexual gathering which is smoked by a raging phallus of great length and width..

Jesus ladies you’ve got a smoke pies, your bullet holes are wide and open now...

by Sutty9 March 16, 2021

up in the smoke

up in the smoke means when you smoke lots of weed get high and the room gets really smokey .

“Hey man were up in the smoke “

by Stayout March 16, 2019

Smoke a Fag

To vigorously pound the butt of those named "Greg" in specific with BBC.

Brb I will run this extreme after I smoke a fag.

by BBC-Giver July 31, 2024

3rd hand smoke

It’s where you smoke out of your asshole

I can do 3rd hand smoke

by Yoyogurl May 18, 2018

Smoking Tailpipe

The ability of a woman to fart, or have Flatulence, during the course of anal sex. Also a woman's way of ending anal sex as a result backing you off so to speak.

Dude, I was ripping her apart when she gave me a smoking tailpipe!

by Clzinit January 24, 2009

Smokes

Smokes are cancer sticks a.k.a cigarettes and they make you feel good and at the same time kill you.

Jim: smokes lets go
Kyle: I ain’t got none
Jim: I know you have some

Kyle: fine here, now screw offf!
Jim: light lets go

Kyle:screw off jim, bye.

by Yng_tavs December 4, 2018