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Holiday Shits

Tj: Ughh i just ate a whole plate of food.
Alex: Looks like you;ll have the holiday shits
by Plank Opal November 28, 2010
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shit-shopped

the act of someone giving a terrible attempt to photoshop their photo. Commonly used for campaign ads for diet pills or for teen girls trying to make there stomach look thinner, boobs look bigger, or teeth look whiter.
Alex: did you see christy's new myspace picture she looks pretty weird

Patty: yeah she definetly shit-shopped that one
by Paterson9434516 June 28, 2010
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THE SHIT SHE IS

An angry old man yelling at a caregiver that his wife needs. She is really in charge of the household and the disabled woman, but the old, old man craps, sneezes and spits all over the place trying to gain status.
"Hey, sir, the caregiver in charge said she is in charge of where the soup bowls go." "The shit she is," he replies!!!

"Hey, L.I.D., why don't you shower?" "Don't tell me what to do. I showered last week."

"Hey, pappy, why are you spitting in the sink? You're not allowed to do that, according to the lead caregiver in charge." "The shit she is in charge. I'll spit wherever I want to spit."
by cheesecake lady August 10, 2012
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Look at this shit

When one runs into or sees a familiar face, they respond with gratitude and a welcoming demeanor. Often used when acquaintances have not seen each other for a long span of time.
(Walking out of the store and spots Dan) Mike: Look at this shit!
(While squinting) Dan: Is that you, Mike?! Long time no see!
by msreynolds12 January 5, 2011
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Hot Shit

Someone who thinks they are the best
You think your hot shit on a siver platter, but youre really just cold piss on a paper plate
by PurpleCowMan April 6, 2002
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Nike that shit

Steve: "I think she wants me to kiss her."
Brandon: "Nike that shit."
Steve: "Good idea."
by alilhappything June 23, 2006
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Shit Dildo

backstory..

me and my gf were layin in bed the other day telling each other our deepest secrets. We were getting into some serious shit when she tells me that she trusts me with a weird ass secret she has. She's never told anyone before..

She says she likes to hold a poop in for 3 or 4 days and let it slide out and suck it back in and she says it feels so good she just naturally does it.

Now i was thinking what you are thinking, great another troll/joke.

Boys... I wish this were a joke.

She said she can prove and it showed me right there. Oddly enough I felt closer to her knowing this shit.

Obviously I was curious to try this shit (no pun intended) after a few weeks I could shitdildo with the best of them.

I show my girlfriend and shes impressed/amused/grossed out.

Fast foward to yesterday. My gf family came down to stay with us cause their house is being renovated. They bring their two shit kids (11 and 13)

I was cleaning up after dinner one night and the kids were running around.

At this point I was holding in a huge shit dildo for later.

one of the asshole kids thought it would be a funny idea to pull my shorts down (wasn't wearing boxers)

Naturally I was scared cause he screamed when he did it so half of a turd fell out of my asshole and my bodies natural reflexes at this point was to suck it back in.

I shit dildoed myself. Her dad was trying not to puke and her mom wont even look at me.

TLDR: I shitdildoed myself in front of my future in laws
I shit dildo myself by holding it in my anus for a few days to slid it in and out of my anus for pleasure.
by MrRobotHF April 18, 2018
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