September 20th

If your born on September 20th, it’s your chance to receive head and kick ass. Best people are born on this day!

Rando: Hey it’s September 20th today, guess who’s born on this day!?
Crush: Who’s?
Rando: Ella’s!!! Its also national give head day for people born on September 20th. You have to give Ella head now.
Crush: oh cool, I’ve been waiting for this day!

by thottie the hottie May 4, 2022

September 10th

A day were most attractive people were born

Hey when’s your birthday?

September 10th

OoooOooo❤️

by weluv_elyssa🙇‍♀️‼️ May 12, 2022

September 19th

Cyrus Appreciation Day

Hey Cyrus! It's September 19th! We should celebrate :)

What!? Really? Thanks! Let's go get some drinks!

by scooopydowop May 15, 2022

September 8th

The day of pork pies. Get your friend,mum,dad, or siblings a pork pie to celebrate September 8th!

"Yo want a pork pie Destiny?"
'oh my god is it september 8th already?'
"you betcha"

by themeg.com.com May 16, 2022

September 6

The sexist man alive was born today Andrew mccum wish him happy birthday

I love Andrew Mccum

How me too he was born on September 6th you know ?

by Okayboy21 May 16, 2022

September 11th

National Ava (with a E) Day. If you have a friend that is born to this day... CHERISH THEM! They are very good at lying, but don't be afraid! They can be the most loyal friends. After all they are Virgos! They will destroy anyone who ever hurts their closest friends but forget to stand up for them self. They need your friendship! Don't ever forget this person.

Them: My Birthday is September 11th!
You: Happy Birthday Virgo!

by UrMom219 May 26, 2022

September 18

Ppl born on Sept 18 will automatically excel in every sport once they hit puberty they will be better than everyone at every sport from basketball to soccer to swimming to hocker to water polo anything you can think of anyone born on this day is also not the tallest but is hot but also very horny

Jinxy:woah that dudes so hot and he's good at sports too
Matthew:yea that's because his born on September 18 but did u know he loses every NNN you really shouldn't be with him

by 02ishot May 27, 2022