sleeping on his shirt tail

When someone is late and they were most likely just late because they were cuddled up in bed with their s/o.

“Where is Fido?”
“His wife was sleeping on his shirt tail, he’ll be here in a few minutes.”

by Chillycold94 August 8, 2024

Sleep

Sleep refers to either 2 things.

One: The terrible, essential bodily function that plagues anywhere to a third to half our day (Less, if you're an insomniac), depending on your age and fatigue.

Or, two: Probably the greatest Stoner Doom band of all time. Reigning supreme in California in the 90's before their hiatus, they left a mark on music forever. If you haven't heard of them, I don't blame you. But, you better change that. Their shit rocks.

Example 1:

Person 1: "Man, I didn't get much sleep last night."
Person 2: "Probably because you had an energy drink, jackass."
Person 1: "Fuck you, punk."

Example 2:

Person 1: "LOOK ONTO ZION THOUGH IT CANNOT BE SEEN"
Person 2: "Is he okay?"
Person 3: "Just ignore him, he listens to Sleep. He's incurable."
Person 2: "Damn, poor guy."
Person 3: "I know, man... I know."

by Sonic Titan August 8, 2024

Think Before You Sleep

A really based youtuber

Think Before You Sleep is a really based YouTuber.

by Wwaattzz August 14, 2024

Beat O’ Sleep O’

To hit the bed, hit da hay! In other words SLEEP

Say less wag, ima go beat o’ sleep o’ then safe

by Randomuser9718 August 16, 2024

sleep monkeys

imaginary monkeys derived from ancient southern myth that mentally and physically serenade you to sleep. usually can find these sleep monkeys in church.

“Man, them sleep monkeys ‘bout got me during preachers sermon this morning..”

by sleepmonkeyqueen February 26, 2023

Sleep Anxiety

An anxiety that prevents a human being from sleeping due to fear or worrying about going to sleep, usually caused by Insomnia and bad habits.

I got over my Sleep Anxiety by exercising and practicing good sleep hygiene.

by TraingoWEEEE March 16, 2023

sleep hubris

The false belief that you can start your day and function with insufficient sleep.

I got 4 hours of sleep and woke up at my alarm, and for all about 10 seconds I had the sleep hubris to think I could start my day... until I crashed back asleep.

by Stopshortphobia2020 March 18, 2023