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Soy sausage surprise

When a female licks him spits it onto a hot dog and eats it
Aye girl did you try your man, super soy sausage surprise
by Sw247 November 15, 2017
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synonym: sausage fest

All males, no females.
Where are all the girls? It's a synonym: sausage fest in here.
by Tiffany22 January 9, 2014
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Bed Sausage

“I see Anna is pregnant, she must have been playing with Tim’s Bed Sausage!”
by Dick-ctionary November 19, 2021
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Oxford Battered Sausage

The Oxford Battered Sausage is the name given to the sexual act where you fist a female Oxford university student, once her vagina is gaping. You fill her vagina with self raising flour, 1 large egg (you can enter it whole) and milk. The vagina is then pounded with a penis ensuring ejaculation into the batter mix, once the penis is fully battered the penis is then dipped into a pan of hot oil. The battered penis then be placed on a plate and photographed and a yelp review is placed on the local fish and chips page with the photo of the battered Sausage. Where the aim is for internet users not to realise it is in fact a battered penis.
I got an Oxford Battered Sausage from Charlotte last night. The local fish and chip chop commented on my review thanking them for such a great photo of their battered sausage
by Oxford Charlotte August 28, 2023
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Sausage String

When a male's bottoms are not wide enough around the genital area, causing the penis and/or scrotum falling out the side.
Steve: "Jeff, look at Jim! he's got a major sausage string!"
Jeff: "Ew, you're right. he needs bigger boxers"
by Ronale B June 29, 2016
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Croatian Sausage Sandwich

A sexual act involving 2 men and a woman. One of the men and the woman assume the usual position of a 69 (reciprical oral engagement of genitalia), while the 2nd man places himself in a spooning position of the woman; inseration of one of the woman's lower orifices.
Adolf, Vivian, and I got hammered and fooled around. Ended up in a Croatian Sausage Sandwich, Shit was dope.
by dougleston December 9, 2019
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Sydney sausage

A Australian man’s penis that has been through a meat grinder with oil dropped on by 3 old men
by BobberTheWise July 27, 2023
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