Rusty Bongos

Same as a Rusty Trombone, if you're into cock and ball torture, while having your salad tossed.

I thought I was boutta bust after a lil Rusty Trombone, but then she started playing the Rusty Bongos!

by JQuavious January 19, 2024

rusty charrie

A cowboy hat that has seen many stampede party's.

A worn-in cowboy hat that has the option of looking really cool or really gross.

"Look at her sweet rusty charrie!"

"That is the ugliest rusty charrie I have ever seen! Oh my!"

"That girl has no clue that her rusty charrie is disgusting"!!

by El Bremaulty July 7, 2009

rusty snake

When shit dries and crusts to your penis.

Man I fell asleep after hitting the back door. Now I have a rusty snake.

by Rusty snake October 10, 2020

Rusty Rebel

Rusty Rebel is basically a "Rusty Trombone" but the person giving it hums the song Dixie Land/I wish I was in Dixie.

"She gave me a Rusty Trombone and started humming some southern song" - Dave
"Oh , she gave you a Rusty Rebel" - Pete

by Rebel Rat November 14, 2016

Rusty Twister

The act of performing a running 69 with you partner.

I had a mouthful when I did my rusty twister last night

by Rust lover February 28, 2023

rusty greer

A form of pro-se litigation where the litigant, typically Russell Greer, files legal motions and responses that only further serve to fuck his case.

A form of humiliation kink where the litigant gets off by getting fucked by the legal system over stupid lawsuits they file

Russell really rusty greer'd that case by representing himself and filing retarded motions

by anonymous February 11, 2024

Crusty Rusty

When a woman shits on a mans pecker, and dries it out with a hairdryer until completely crusted over then jerks him off until every last dingleberry is gone.

We had McDonald’s then I got a fat crusty rusty from Becky last night.

by Pete Stevenson October 27, 2021