Retardant

A type of cologne a dumb fucker wears that keeps the women away.
Dan must have the retardant on cause all the women are running away!
by December 22, 2023
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Socially Retarded

Socially retarded is the impairment of being unable to communicate with those around you. Often times unable to communicate with people at stores, schools, or public places.

Often used by people with the name Khristina.
Khristina was socially retarded when speaking to the furniture guy.

Khristina was socially retarded.
by GlizzyDoll May 22, 2022
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Socially retarded

If you’re a dude that acts badass to maths teachers because you think 2+2x2 is 8 and at the ripe age of 17 found out that ants fought because you haven’t left your room since 1996
Jerome: AYOOO WTF! This dude just found out ants fight at 17
Jamal: He’s just socially retarded then
by MicrowaveCurry February 20, 2022
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retard wrednesday

Worse than the usual Wednesday "hump day", worse than a write-off day, a retard wrednesday is when you can't articulate words correctly (written and/or verbal), your brain feels like it took a vacation without you, and it's really, really hard to focus.
June 2, 2010 was such a retard wrednesday because it took me an hour and a half to muster enough focus to execute the simplest tasks at work.
by rosemarylong June 02, 2010
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retard

Someone that swaps left and right click in Minecraft.
Retard: I use left click to build in Minecraft because most Roblox games use left click to build.
Normal Person: Are you a retard?
Retard: Yes.
by OofItsLuka May 01, 2021
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retard

by SATANICA.EXE December 03, 2019
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