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could a real person survive

Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!

Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis

Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death

*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.
At least 80 % of the time, the answer to “Could a real person survive THAT?!” is “No.”
by yrgh October 19, 2024
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real

You use this word when you feel so alone or depressed or sad or hopeless that words cant express.
Person 1: Yoooo look at them they are kissing behind that tree
Person 2: real...
by TitaniumArctic November 19, 2023
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real ones only

The phrase 'real ones only' is most commonly used in a Snapchat 'smo' and is another way of saying only loyal tings
*+++ the stunner up real ones only*
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hang real

Faithful, dependable. Common Rio Linda phrasing.
If she quit talking to George that’s her bad. He’s the only one that would hang real!
by Giant Choad April 21, 2023
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Real Rope wrangler

1. A derogatory term used synonymously with a****** Or jerk.
2. Double Autundra referring to hand jobs. Can refer to someone who is bad or good at hand jobs
" She had the hands Of an arm wrestler she was a real rope Wrangler"

" Dawg she so good with her hands she a real rope wrangler "
" chuck's a real rope wrangler for cutting our pay"
by Jonniecack June 7, 2022
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bob is real

ThIs Is UsEd In A fNf MoD cAlLeD: "literally every fnf mod ever (Vs Bob)"
You will get this when dying in run lmao very rare stuff
by LEON_BROTHER April 9, 2022
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real talk

a phrase that rosh and jod use in their everyday language, which is about every 5 seconds
Rosh: Ayee doe burr, real talk, my fart stinks.

Jod: Ayee burr, real talk, that was you? NASTY.
by hoochiedisciple October 26, 2012
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