Fruit Pie The Magician

Fruit Pie the Magician was the mascot of Hostess Fruit Pies, appearing on the label for over 30 years. The brilliant imagineers at Hostess marketing conceived of this character: An anatomically correct fruit pie wearing a top hat and cape and wielding a magic wand.

Steve: I had a terrible dream last night.
Mike: Tell me about it.
Steve: This giant walking pastry turned me into a fruit pie! I'm pretty sure it was Fruit Pie The Magician.
Mike: Did I mention you look delicious?
Steve: I'm berry.
Mike: You're berry delicious.
Steve and Mike: Ha ha ha ha ha!

by Mr Softey January 28, 2009

Cherry Cream Pie

When you pop a girls cherry and give her a creampie

Guy 1: Bruh I staight up gave her a cherry cream pie last night

Guy 2: Bruh was she good for her first time

Guy 1: Hell yeah

by yeeterthepeter April 8, 2019

Texas Mud Pie

When a male and two females are having intercourse and the man takes a crap in the girls mouth at which time the females make-out.

I was F*cking these two sluts in AC last night and after I was done I gave them a Texas Mud Pie and left.

by Jersey Shore LBIsland April 28, 2010

Poon-tang Pie

think hair pie, pussy, vagina. {slang}

gosh , I love eating her hair pie.
Her poon-tang pie is do pink and tasty.

by Oh yeah June 9, 2003

double cherry pie

Same as breast, boob, etc.

See examples of breast, boob, etc.

by frodaddy March 2, 2005

hot penis pie

A weiner with some applesauce on it.

mmmmmm. He just fed me some hot penis pie.

by Bad Ass Monkey March 16, 2003

pie face

South African drug bucket.

by oatsy August 29, 2003