shit pimp

shit-pimp: to 'pimp the shit' or to 'make unbelievably cool' something that your friends said couldn't be fixed or made awesome. Only to be used in circumstances of extreme amazement of the pimping of something that was once shit.

note: following situation is just an example and is not in anyway meant to be offensive or possible.

man 1: remember my old girlfriend Britany? The one with the black hair?

man2: You mean the 300 lb. whore who you only asked out because you lost a bet?

man1: yeah; i took her to weight watchers and paid $5000 to have them genetically alter her body. Now she weighs 90 lbs., check her out - *introduces new britany who looks like frickin angelina jolie*

man2: omfg!!!!!! your girlfreind got shit pimped!!!!!!

by BILL1ARDman500 October 16, 2008

Pimp

A person who fucks bitches and gets money

Person 1:Yo u see amy she on some pimp shit

Person 2: Yeah she fucked Daniel and Jason

by Megan_the_stallion December 12, 2020

pimp daddy poop nuts

It's when your friend Boneless poops and it gets all over his nuts.

Dam bro that shit was pimp daddy poop nuts

by Potfather September 12, 2019

pimp chair

A chair that looks like it was procured by a pimp. In other words, tacky, tasteless and possibly dated.

Yo Danny, did you see that pimp chair that Janice bought?
The leopard print one with red accents or the blue and gold recycled chaise?

by Queenie McMeanie February 13, 2025

pimp

a person whom is a stupid person that buys expensive things to get a woman

person 1: 'look at him! hes a pimp'
Person 2: 'he gave me a dimond necklace if i would be his girlfriend'\

by Luvyumi! February 13, 2023

pimp

that one lit ass uncle who says he is the pussy lord.

ay i heard (your names) uncle has a good job put pimps onda side.

by anonymous October 27, 2020

Bitcoin Pimp

A cool guy that treats women with respect and is heavily invested in Bitcoin.

That guy acts like a Bitcoin Pimp. He’s such a gigachad

by BeyondYe420 November 22, 2021