Preston Moon's dick

The best dick in all of the land.

Thank God I left my boyfriend. Now I can enjoy Preston Moon's dick.

by Ugyfubuh March 3, 2024

Moon

Someone who has a big cock and pleasures all women sexually.

Yo bro, I’m such a Moon.

by Soul Corpse November 17, 2023

Moon pie

The excretion of semen into a woman's anus. Followed by the action of said woman flatulating excreted semen into a foamy pie like consistency, on her anus.
Moon pie.

Gave that bitch a moon pie last night.

by Durtybreh October 9, 2017

Marine Park Moon Pie

A sexual treat that is the result of doing anal in a shitty asshole and cumming in it. The moon pie is the dick with cum and shit on it.

I fucked the shit out of that chick last night and she ate the Marine Park moon pie after we were done!

by Snake Park Boys August 20, 2016

Magical Moon Petal

No boobie jobs for you

Calendario loves my 40E, magical moon petal.

by ElectraHerz February 2, 2022

moon burnt

The reference too or about someone's or somethings current skin color , tone or looks and or the body actions,words or hitness level of them.

Amity- cant wait tell summer so I can get a sun tan.
Tj- Oooo yeah bisshhh your moon burnt.

by big trappe April 1, 2019

Brian Moon

A garden gnome of a man.

That was a cute Brian Moon in the garden!

by Luna Lea October 3, 2023